26 August 2024

Not the Onion

And it's not New York Times Pitchbot parody, the parody account has been reduced to simply citing an existing New York Times OP/ED.

The author of this OP/ED Rich Lowry, is best known for his masturbatory writings about Sarah Palin's performance at the 2008 Vice Presidential debate:

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

It might be more accurate to say that Lowry was best known for his masturbatory writings about Sarah Palin until yesterday, where he claimed that

As Anna Russel would say, "I'm not making this up, you know."  He actually wrote that Donald Trump can win the election, "On Character.". 

It seems to me that this analysis is even shallower and stupid than his mash note to Ms. Palin, and he is going to be subject to even more ridicule than he got 16 years ago.

Already, observers are describing this as, "'Laugh-out-loud funny

It's not funny though, it's just very, very sad. 

Also, cancel your f%$#ing New York Times subscription.

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