The Blokes at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal have just created what is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing that I have seen all week.
Seriously, if you want to do an angsty Superman limited edtion comic, this would be a great place to start.
This is so true... 😂 pic.twitter.com/IvOrVF1WZP
— I'm 𝔽ugustra™ (@fugustra1) October 16, 2025
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Well, not exactly done that.
— all2human (@all2human61.bsky.social) September 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
From buying a paper for fun, to hyping his inept lover as performer, Jeff Bezos has gone full Citizen Kane.
— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) August 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Seriously, this is phunny as phuque.
It's also an INCREDIBLY accurate.
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen Citizen Kane, but I am aware of its cultural significance, and I have (repeatedly) seen the clapping scene.
I don't watch South Park often, my wife objects strongly, and many of her knives are quite dull, but I did catch a few episodes when it first came out.
I do not recall Parker and Stone doing anything at all about the Clinton impeachment, even though that centered around a blow job.
It seemed to me to be a news event well suited to their talents.
Almost as well suited as Kristi Noem's shooting of her family's puppy:
@couriernewsroom South Park shows Kristi Noem killing multiple dogs in their most recent episode. Noem’s face also appears to start drooping, which is only fixed with layers of makeup.
♬ original sound - COURIER
@southparklover00 South Park season 27 episode 2 end credits
♬ original sound - Cartman’s#1fan
President Xi please save us from Adobe's ridiculous monthly subscription charges and shitty policies! https://t.co/XAaIuRu7qd
— Brad Sigal (@BradSigal) January 29, 2025
Yeah, if Chinese company does to Adobe what DeepSeek did to OpenAI, I will fucking buy, and fucking read, Mao Zedong's Little Red Book, and post a video of me doing a chapter by chapter interpretive dance of its contents.
Suggestions as to costumes for the dance can be posted below, but please consider that I am a fat hairy motherfucker.
It appears that the Royal Navy went on high alert in response to whale farts.
Burritos need to be kept far away from the Royal Navy:
The Royal Navy of the United Kingdom started a frenzied hunt for phantom Russians off the coast after hearing two weird sounds in the water, only to discover that the noises were caused by a gassy whale, an official told The Sun.Not to toot my own horn (no apologies for that turn of phrase), but I like to think of myself as the go to source for flatulence related news.
Naval authorities were concerned that one of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s drone submarines had placed a listening device on the ocean floor between two Scottish islands, launching an inquiry.
The two toots were discovered around 100 miles from where the UK’s doomsday submarines are located.
“We have been analyzing the sounds and now believe it was a marine mammal. A whale” the officer informed the British tabloid.
The sound, initially identified by analysts as a man-made noise, had never before been detected by the sensors, causing the navy to misinterpret Das Boof for Das Boot, according to the article.
This is funny as hell.BREAKING: Sources have confirmed that Juan Guaidó has declared himself Interim Prime Minister of Canada. 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/vkToo8Kd9C
— Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) January 7, 2025
So The Guardian had an article, "Marlon Brando fury at ‘feeling like a freak’ among revelations in new book of Hollywood secrets."
I know that this is outside of my normal bailiwick, but put your mouse over the link and look at the url.
Notice this bit, "marlon-brandon-fury."
I know what you are thinking, it's just a URL, but there is a note at the bottom of the article:
The headline of this article was amended on 4 January 2025 to correct a misspelling of Marlon Brando’s surname.The Guardian is legion for both its corrections section and its predilection for typographical errors.
It is well deserved.
H/T Stephen Saroff (My Brother) o o The Bear who Swims
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oo oo*According to the Wiki, The Guardian, formerly the Manchester Guardian in the UK. It's nicknamed the Grauniad because of its penchant for typographical errors, "The nickname The Grauniad for the paper originated with the satirical magazine Private Eye.
It came about because of its reputation for frequent and sometimes
unintentionally amusing typographical errors, hence the popular myth
that the paper once misspelled its own name on the page one masthead as The Gaurdian, though many recall the more inventive The Grauniad."
British FoodMr. Black owes me a screen wipe.
More interesting and diverse than people thought.Now, a recent study published in the Cambridge University journal Antiquity suggests a stunningly grim saga played out at Charterhouse Warren, at far greater scale than previously thought: The bones belong to at least 37 men, women and children who were slaughtered and possibly eaten in a ceremonial feast after their massacre.—Duncan Atrios Black
Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.
— Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️ (@inkmasterbator.bsky.social) December 6, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 21, 2024
His little jacket at the end 😭 pic.twitter.com/b0pZLOqHi8
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) February 7, 2024
Just so you know, as cute as this appears, that cat will have their revenge.
It might be his shoes, or it might be his headphones, or it might be his laptop, but he will find cat sh%$ or puke in them soon.
Do not dress up a cat in a helmet and a leather jacket, ever.
— PirateWenchArt (@PirateWenchArt) January 13, 2024
Just so you know, when Bill O'Reilly is complaining that the Florida book censorship law is banning his book, the response, It's called Karma, and it is pronounced, "Haha, fuck you," is an appropriote response, and almost 100% pitch perfect.
To be 100% pitch perfect, the word, "Bitch," would need to be added after the word, "Karma."
It really is remarkable just how indistinguishable satire has become from reality in the United States these days.Since so many good Christians, from Kristi Noem to the Moms for Liberty founders, are being exposed as adulterers, Mike Johnson is now demanding that all schools teach the Nine Commandments pic.twitter.com/WrCq5IVd70
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) December 2, 2023
I apologize for nothing pic.twitter.com/va44zTbPKt
— Empiric - antibiotic card game (@EmpiricGame) July 10, 2023
To say that I am not enamored of the idea of going on a cruise is an under statement.
These vessels are Petri dishes on the waves.
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