09 September 2023


64 Oz of Excess
The other day, while recovering from the Labor Day trip to Connecticut, I fortified my myself with a Coke Slurpee for the commute down to my job.

I get the extra large size because I am a big fat gluttonous slob.

But that could not prepare me for the double extra large size cups that they had introduced.

The extra large size is 32 fluid ounces.

Double extra large is ½ gallon of water, sugar, corn syrup, artificial colors, artificial flavors, and CO2.

There is something profoundly wrong here.

This is just too f%$#ing big.  Seriously.


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