02 September 2022

They Were Forced to Eat Robin’s Minstrels


The New Car



And There Was Much Rejoicing.

As I mentioned a while back, Sharon* totaled her car in an accident.

We have achieved car, specifically a 2017 (the last year it was made, and 5 years newer than her old one) Toyota Prius V, the wagon variant. 

She had her heart set on a Prius V, she loves both the MPG and the ability to but put mass quantities in the back of the car.

The new car is a higher trim level than the old one, leather seats, better radio, automatic dimming mirror and headlights, etc., but mostly, Sharon is happy to be able to put a lot of junk in her trunk.

It has a few miles on it, but then again, so do we. 

As you can see from the license plate frames, we got it from the most unfortunately named car dealership in Maryland.

I am so f%$#ing glad that I no longer to have to shop for a car.

I highly recommend the Prius in all variants.

It's not the peppiest car, nor is it the most beautiful, particularly the later models, which have tail fins resembling those of a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air, but it is extremely economical, spacious, and extremely reliable.

On the down side, it does not allow you to compensate for your small penis as a six foot tall at the hood SUV would.

*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.

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