I do not hate all plants, just the ones who insist on doing their procreation in public.
Some plants scatter their genetic material to the wind, (pollen) and the rest of us suffer, with sneezing, red and itching eyes, and a drippy nose.
Seriously, I get the biological need to propagate, but why does it have to be so public. It's literally in my face.
Just swipe right, go out to a nice restaurant, and afterwards, cue up the Barry White, and remember that no means no.
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1 comments :
Blame the USDA, which decreed in the early 1950's that all urban trees should be MALE,to:
1. Reduce fruit drop and mess, and
2. Increase fruit sales
No thought was given to millions of male trees pollen turning people into mobile snot dispensers.
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