No, Johnny Carson is still dead, though it appears that dotard Donald Trump is not aware of this, seeing as how he wants Carson, who has been dead for almost 20 years, to replace Jimmy Kimmel on the Jimmy Kimmel Live!
So, he wants a dead man to replace a late night host, and he got the show wrong. Carson was the host of The Tonight Show, currently hosted by Jimmy Fallon, and this is on a completely different network.
For all the talk about Joe Biden's neurological state, it's pretty clear that something is very wrong with Trump's brain, and it has gotten a lot worse recently:
Donald Trump is still sore at late night host Jimmy Kimmel for making him the laughingstock of the 2024 Academy Awards ("Isn't it past your jail time?") back in March. So much so that he thinks Johnny Carson should take over the show and make late night great again.
Trump told his worshipers at a Pennsylvania rally that the jokes Kimmel and Colbert tell aren't funny. "It's supposed to be comedy," he rued. "It's hatred."
"Where's Johnny Carson?" a dazed Trump queried the crowd. "Bring back Johnny."
No one in the bleachers had the heart to tell their leader — who is starting to look and behave like the embunkered Hitler in Downfall — that Carson retired from the show in 1992 and died in 2005. Or it just could be that his followers believe Trump has the power to raise Carson from the dead and put him back at his desk to interview fresh young talent like Angie Dickinson and Joey Bishop.
Even before the cognitive decline, Donald Trump was not right in the head. This is not a surprise, he was the child of an abusive alcoholic father.
But his brain is beginning to resemble a slice of Swiss Cheese, or perhaps Stinking Bishop.
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