04 September 2024

Bummer of a Birthmark, JD


This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.*
In the further adventures of the least popular Vice Presidential running mate since (at least) Bob Dole in 1976, J.D Vance said that it's not like, "Donald Trump filmed a TV commercial at a grave site," which is not completely accurate, since Donald Trump has already released the commercial.

J.D., I believe that the truth may want to have a word with you.

I understand that this can be a little bit intimidating, since you have never met the truth before.

Ohio Senator J.D. Vance doesn’t seem to know what the other half of his ticket is up to.

Speaking before a crowd in the battleground state of Wisconsin for a fourth time Wednesday night, the Republican vice presidential pick attempted, once again, to brush off Donald Trump’s Arlington National Cemetery debacle. According to Vance, Trump was wrongly booted from the military burial ground, since it wasn’t as if he was filming a “TV commercial at a gravesite.”


Except that’s exactly what Trump was doing.

“You’re acting like Donald Trump filmed a TV commercial at a gravesite,” Vance said to “the media.” “He was there providing emotional support to a lot of brave Americans who lost loved ones they never should have lost, and there happened to be a camera there, and someone gave them permission to have that camera there.”

Trump utilized the footage for a campaign video where he can be seen laying flowers down at a grave and taking photos with people while giving a thumbs-up to the camera.

Seriously, these folks are f%$#ing shameless.

*What, you've never seen Ruthless People? Great movie.

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