That would undoubtedly be Jennifer Pace, who just won the Republican nomination for the (very Democratic Party) IN-7 Congressional district on Tuesday.
She is the best Republican because she is dead, and hence the Republican least likely to rat-F%$# the American public. She died 2 months ago:
On Tuesday, Republicans in Indiana nominated a woman who has been dead for two months to take on incumbent Democratic Rep. André Carson.
Public relations specialist Jennifer Pace won a crowded primary in the state's 7th congressional district with more than 31% of the vote, according to Decision Desk HQ. But according to several reports, Pace — who also ran for the seat in 2022 — died of a heart attack in early March.
………It remains unclear who will actually be the GOP nominee in the Indianapolis-based House seat. Under state law, local precinct committee members meet to select a new nominee when the current nominee dies.
But it's also somewhat beside the point — Carson, who's served in the House since 2008, has won with more than 60% of the vote since 2016.
Some people say that I cannot say anything good about a Republican.
I said something good by this one.
Also, have a bit of misappropriated Monty Python:
She's not pining'! She's passed on! This Congressional candidate is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet her maker!
She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed her to the ballot she'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Er metabolic processes are now history! She's off the twig!
She's kicked the bucket, she's shuffled off her mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE!!
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