18 January 2024

Gee, Ya Think?

The DoJ has issued a report on the Uvalde school massacre, and short version is that the police were a bunch of worthless donut sucking sacks of shit that day.

To be clear, at no point in the report does the phrase, "Worthless donut sucking sacks of shit," never actually appears in the report, but underneath all of the bureaucratic euphemisms, that is is what they are saying:

The nation’s top law enforcement official on Thursday punctuated a scathing report on police failures during the 2022 massacre at Robb Elementary School by declaring that “lives would have been saved” if officers had responded quickly.

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The Justice Department’s report is a damning 575-page catalogue of confusion, lack of courage and their deadly consequences. The 18-year-old gunman killed 19 students and two teachers before officers eventually shot him. Many of the grim, maddening details of the faulty response were already known, but the federal report is the fullest, most detailed account of one of the worst school shootings in the nation’s history.

The report is highly critical of local police commanders but also criticizes state law enforcement, saying its officers added to the disorganization and confusion that contributed to delays and indecision after the shooter burst into the school.

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During that time, police officers spent about 40 minutes searching for a key to a classroom space that, the federal reviewers concluded, was probably unlocked the entire time. The pointless search for keys “was partly the cause of the significant delay," and police never tried to simply turn the doorknob, the report found.

Yep, they never tried the fucking doorknob.

Your tax dollars at work, huh?

Tell me again how this thin blue line is the only thing between us and the collapse of civilization, because I ain't buying it.

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