F%$# Me, I am Rooting for Mark Zuckerberg

I will admit that this for a single scenario, and it is a fairly odd scenario at that.

You see, Elon Musk challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a UFC cage match, and Zuckerberg accepted.

I do not believe that there is anyone in tech with more backpfeifengesicht than Elon Musk.

To be fair, I think that there is a case to be made for Zuckerberg having killed more people, the criminal enterprise formerly known as Facebook™ has had VERY prominent roles in ethnic conflicts and ethnic cleansing that have caused thousands of deaths and hundreds of thousands to become refugees, but this match, should it occur, will not effect the actions or policies of either.

I just want Musk to be left sprawled out on the mat, spitting out bloody chicklets:

Two of the world's most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.

Mr Musk posted a message on his social media platform Twitter that he was "up for a cage fight" with Mr Zuckerberg.

Mr Zuckerberg, the boss of Facebook and Instagram parent company Meta, then posted a screenshot of Mr Musk's tweet with the caption "send me location".

"The story speaks for itself," a Meta spokesperson told the BBC.

Mr Musk then replied to Mr Zuckerberg's response with: "Vegas Octagon."

Hell, I might even splurge on the PPV for the fight.