Can We Please Give Texas Back to Mexico?

OK, maybe drunk

So, Texas Attorney General, Ken Paxton, who is under criminal investigation for securities fraud, (Among other things) has accused Texas House Speaker, Dade Phelan of being drunk while presiding over a state house session.

It was a 14 hour house session, which indicates that Mr. Phelan is not a particularly good speaker, a good speaker gets their ducks in a row to prevent such excesses, but after 14 hours, Dick F%$#ing Clark would slur his words.  (To be fair, they were running up against a midnight deadline that day)

Needless to say, Paxton does not know, nor does he care about this, he has a personal beef with Phelan because the Texas House is investigating a $3.3 million dollar whistle-blower settlement, paid for with public funds, with former Paxton aides. (Short version:  He supplied unusual favors to one of his biggest donors)

Also, the video may have originally been posted on social media by some friends of former state representative Bryan Slaton, who was expelled from the body after being caught f%$#ing his 19 year old intern after he got her drunk.

These bumpkin Borgias are are running the state.

Giving Texas back to Mexico would give the citizens of the state a less corrupt and more functional government.