School Dress Code Update: Students cannot wear clothing with the name of any musician or band unless the student can name at least three of their songs.
— Yeshiva Har Torah (@HarTorah) December 8, 2021
This is a real school and their real Twitter account.
Orthodox, but clearly Modern Orthodox.
2 comments :
I suggest Putzi Hanfstangel, playing the "Horst Vessel" song, "Lily Marlene", and "Carmina Burana".
If the school is going to mess with students heads, they should expect students to return the favor.
Hanfstangel was the personal piano player for a certain Reichschancellor of Germany.
Read the whole thread, which includes such gems as, "Important Rule Exception: Students only need to be able to name one Blind Melon song because no one can verify they had any other songs."
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