Dafuq???????

Pornhub has released this year's most common search terms on its site by state. 

Some are pretty normal, like Milf (Mothers I'd Like to F%$#), threesome, lesbian, ebony, teen, skin, and Asian.

And then you have the slightly odd search terms,  Montana has, "Librarian," Oklahoma has, "Goth Hospital," North Carolina and Connecticut have, "Step Sister," Michigan has, "Racist," Florida has, "Boats," and Colorado has, "Droopy Balls."

Yes, this Kevin James,
aka Paul Blart mall cop.

And then there is Tennessee, which has, "Kevin James," as its most popular search term. 

How on earth does Kevin James end up as the most popular search term anywhere?

You can learn a lot about a person by looking at their search history, but you might be better off not knowing some things.

A poll of the United States was apparently taken to find out each state’s most common search terms on Pornhub. Most are rather unsurprising, but Tennessee seemingly has a fetish for not a type of pornography but rather a particular man: Kevin James. Yes, you read that right. According to the graphic, Tennessee has the unique distinction of obsessively searching for Kevin James porn.

Is it a real poll? Probably not, but that shouldn’t stop anyone from having fun on Twitter. The same graphic has trended in the past, too. 

I so want this to be true. 

The idea that the home of Elvis is obsessively searching for Kevin James pr0n is simply too weird for words.