The Washington Heffalumps?

The big news out of Washington, DC today is that the Washington Redskins are finally going to change their name.

As a fan, I'll adjust, and I wholeheartedly endorse the change.

It turns out that Dan Snyder's (יש"ו) promise to keep the name forever really meant, only until it was not profitable, as Eugene Robinson so pithily noted.

I want them to be called the Hefalumps, but my reader(s) can suggest an alternate name.