22 October 2014

Blessed are you, Lord our G-d, King of the Universe, Who has not Made me a Moman.*

You know the reasons.
  • He's assertive, she's a bitch.
  • I get paid more for the same work.
  • He's a playa, she's a slut.
  • He's cool, and she's an ice queen.
Finally, and most importantly, I'll never have to deal with the mountain of bullsh%$ that has been sliding toward Renee Zellweger.


What the f%$# is wrong with people?

*This is actually part of the traditional morning prayers for Jewish males. The Hebrew is, "בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְיָ אֶלֹהֵֽינוּ מֶֽלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, שֶׁלֹּא עָשַֽׂנִי אִשָּׁה."


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