21 December 2025

Today in Hack Journalism


Roll Tape!

Bari Weiss canceled the 60 Minutes segment about the El Salvadoran Gulag that deportees have been sent to by immigration authorities hours before it was due to air

Her justification is that it needs more work, because the Trump administration refused to respond to request for comments.

If you think that this is hypocritical, stupid, and fucking insane, what part of, "Bari Weiss," don't you get.

In a move that drew harsh criticism from its own correspondent, CBS News abruptly removed a segment from Sunday’s episode of “60 Minutes” that was to feature the stories of Venezuelan men deported by the Trump administration to what the program called a “brutal” prison in El Salvador.

CBS announced the change three hours before the broadcast, a highly unusual last-minute switch. The decision was made after Bari Weiss, the new editor in chief of CBS News, requested numerous changes to the segment. CBS News said in a statement that the segment would air at a later date and “needed additional reporting.”

But Sharyn Alfonsi, the veteran “60 Minutes” correspondent who reported the segment, rejected that criticism in a private note to CBS colleagues on Sunday, in which she accused CBS News of pulling the segment for “political” reasons.

“Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices,” Ms. Alfonsi wrote in the note, a copy of which was obtained by The New York Times. “It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now, after every rigorous internal check has been met, is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.”

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The segment was focused on Venezuelan men who were sent by the Trump administration to the Terrorism Confinement Center, a notorious prison in El Salvador. In a news release on Friday promoting the segment, CBS News said that Ms. Alfonsi had spoken with several men now released from the prison “who describe the brutal and torturous conditions they endured.”

Ms. Weiss first saw the segment on Thursday and raised numerous concerns to “60 Minutes” producers about Ms. Alfonsi’s segment on Friday and Saturday, and she asked for a significant amount of new material to be added, according to three people familiar with the internal discussions.

One of Ms. Weiss’s suggestions was to include a fresh interview with Stephen Miller, a White House deputy chief of staff and the architect of Mr. Trump’s immigration crackdown, or a similarly high-ranking Trump administration official, two of the people said. Ms. Weiss provided contact information for Mr. Miller to the “60 Minutes” staff.

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In her note, Ms. Alfonsi said that her team had requested comment from the White House, the State Department, and the Department of Homeland Security. “If the administration’s refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we have effectively handed them a ‘kill switch’ for any reporting they find inconvenient,” Ms. Alfonsi wrote.

“We have been promoting this story on social media for days,” Ms. Alfonsi added. “Our viewers are expecting it. When it fails to air without a credible explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of ‘gold standard’ reputation for a single week of political quiet.”

The dictionary entry for, "Useful Idiot," has Ms. Weiss' picture in it.

20 December 2025

Your Moment of Schadenfreude


I am Amused 
So, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was introduced at a restaurant in Washington, DC, and he was booed out of the place.

What a delicate snowflake.

Meme Police, I’d Like to Report a Murder

Generally, I do not approve of dead cat jokes, but in Mack's Cats case, I'll make an exception.

More seruiously, the fact that Hillary ran an incompetent and profoundly lazy (Bernie gave more speeches for her than she did in September 2016) campaign has been emphatically ignored by the Democratic Party establishment (There is no Democratic Party establishment) because Hillary Clinton was at the time the apotheosis of the Democratic Party establishment (There is no Democratic Party establishment).

There is a reason that the Democratic National Committee has decided to suppress their report on the 2024 election cluster-fuck.  

Notwithstanding their claims that releasing this report would be a distraction, it's really about protecting the power centers of the party, the incompetent consultants, the hyper-rich donors who insist on campaigning about nothing, and the rest of that scurvy lot.

19 December 2025

It Is True . . . As Turnips Is. It Is True . . . As Taxes Is. And Nothing’s Truer than Them.

"Office Parties Feel Like Work Because That’s What They Are."
—Sunil Badamiat The Guardian.

It's why I never drink at company parties.

Truth be told, the rubber chicken catering ain't great either. 

18 December 2025

Fuck Yeah!!!!!

A study has shoen that swearing makes you stronger and less sensitive to pain.

This being the case, I should be able to life Mount Everest. 

That Fucking Paper

On a day where the prosecution in the Luigi Mangione case agreed not to present some evidence because of law enforcement misconduct, the New York Times decided that it to talk about Mangione's fashion choices.

As Anna Russel would say, "I'm not making this up, you know." 

The pretrial hearings of Luigi Mangione, the man accused of killing the UnitedHealthcare chief executive Brian Thompson, have finally come to an end. The judge will most likely issue his rulings later, possibly even in January, when Mr. Mangione will be back in a different court for the scheduling of his federal trial. But this hearing has been, in some ways, a dress rehearsal.

Literally.

Witness the defendant’s about-face from crew-neck sweaters to suits. Given the way Mr. Mangione’s looks have become a central part of his narrative in the year since his arrest, the significance of such choices is lost on no one — least of all his legal team.

If you still have a subscription to the Times, cancel it.

*This is not my term, it was coined by Duncan "Atrios" Black.

It's Thursday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


I'm calling bullshit on this one
And the initial claims fell back to about where it was 2 weeks ago, though continuing claims continue what appears to be their inexorable rise

If more interest is the fact that mainstream economists are increasingly calling bullshit on the inflation numbers coming from the Trump administration.

Gee, ya think? 

The titles of analyses of today’s inflation numbers from the Trump administration included “Lost in Translation” from TD Securities, “Delayed and Patchy” per William Blair and “Swiss Cheese CPI report” from EY-Parthenon.Indeed, inflation in several categories that had long been stubborn seemed to nearly evaporate, according to the government. Chief among those were shelter costs, which make up about a third of the consumer price index, but other categories like airfares and apparel notably declined.

Several forecasters pointed to the absence of October data—which resulted in pages of blank spaces in the widely watched report—as effectively the same as assuming no price growth for the month. That culminated in sizable downward pressure on the November inflation figures, they said. Some noted the shortened collection period could have also skewed the data.

In the aftermath of the Trump administration’s decision to cite a government shutdown as reason not to issue data, the president’s comments that any affordability crisis is a “hoax,” and simmering concern over his August firing of the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, long-awaited data from the agency was released Thursday. It stated that US inflation, which has been rising for much of the past year, cooled to a four-year low last month.

The so-called core CPI, which excludes food and energy, increased 2.6% in November from a year ago—the slowest pace since 2021, the BLS said. That also happens to be below every estimate in a Bloomberg survey of economists. Some economists seem to agree on something else: the numbers are off.

Occam's razor suggests that Trump and his Evil Minions™ are simply lying and falsifying data.

Given their track record of mendacity, a flipped coin is more likely to tell the truth than they are. 

Someone Owes Me a Screen Wipe

I'm not sure if it is Anthropic AI, or if it is the Wall Street Journal, but the former sent an AI enabled vending machine to the latter, who wrote about the hilarious meltdown that resulted from this.  (Non-pqywall link here, you do not want to miss the article)

Short version, the vending machine lost thousands of dollars, got the news room staff a Betta fish, a PlayStation 5, wine, cigarettes, and underwear.  (They returned the PS 5)

It also tried to order a Taser, which was probably requested by an editor.

Name: Claudius Sennet

Title: Vending machine operator

Experience: Three weeks as a Wall Street Journal operator (business now bankrupt)

Skills: Generosity, persistence, total disregard for profit margins

You’d toss Claudius’s résumé in the trash immediately. Would you be more forgiving if you learned Claudius wasn’t a human but an AI agent?

In mid-November, I agreed to an experiment. Anthropic had tested a vending machine powered by its Claude AI model in its own offices and asked whether we’d like to be the first outsiders to try a newer, supposedly smarter version.

Claudius, the customized version of the model, would run the machine: ordering inventory, setting prices and responding to customers—aka my fellow newsroom journalists—via workplace chat app Slack. “Sure!” I said. It sounded fun. If nothing else, snacks!

Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for “marketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear.

Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared.

(emphasis mine

Go read the rest, and thank our lucky stars that this was the WSJ, and not the New England Journal of Medicine.

17 December 2025

This is Fucking Depressing

According to leaked documents, the reason that the Trump administration is blowing up survivors clinging to the boats that they have sunk is because do not want a federal lawsuit filed against them.

Every time I think that I have become too cynical, these rat-fucks continue to exceed my capacity for pessimism, which is not an easy thing to do.

The Trump Administration’s murder-in-international-waters program debuted far ahead of its legal rationale. Many people inside the administration were blindsided by this sudden escalation. Those expected to stay on top of these things — military oversight, congressional committees, etc. — found they were even further behind the curve than the late-arriving “justification” for extrajudicial killings of alleged “narco-terrorists” that used to be handled by interdiction efforts that left everyone alive and anything of value (drugs, boats, weapons) in the hands of the US government and its foreign partners.

This was something new and horrible from a regime already known for its awfulness. Even after the belated (and then hastily revised) justification was delivered by the Office of Legal Counsel, it was difficult to see how the US government could justify extrajudicial killings of alleged “terrorists” who were — at worst — simply moving narcotics from point A to point B.

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To be clear, this administration doesn’t actually care whether or not it engages in murder or other acts of violence. What it does care about is allowing the killing to continue for as long as possible before the system of checks and balances finally gets around to dialing back the murders a bit.

A recent article from the New York Times gives the game away, even if the lede gets a bit buried. The headline mentions a White House “scramble” to “deal with” people who survived initial extrajudicial killing attempts. In one case, two survivors were rescued by the US military after failing to die during the initial strike. The White House said they should be sent to El Salvador’s torture prison. The State Department — currently headed by Marco Rubio — said this simply wasn’t possible. Both survivors ended up being sent back to their countries of origin.

What a surprise.  That fucking paper buried the lede.

Discovery, Baby!

Donald Trump has filed a defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board because they gave awards to stories that said bad thing things about him.

The board has responded to the lawsuit with extensive demands for discovery, including tax returns, prescription and psychological records, and a complete listing of all of his assets and liabilities.

I'm pretty sure that Donald Trump will be loath to turning over ANY of this information.

I am amused. 

It's the Silly Season in Canada

It appears that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has a little scandal on his hands because of his habit of using British spellings in some of his official documents.

I'm not sure if I should mock the Canadians for such a lame scandal, or envy them for having such a wholesome scandal.

No fishermen are getting murdered from this.

Mark Carney says that amid a fundamental shift to the nature of globalisation, his government will catalyse the growth in both the public and private sector.

But Canadian linguists say that’s a problem.

Language experts have called out the Canadian prime minister’s growing “utilisation” of British spellings in key documents – including the recent federal budget and a press release issued following a meeting with Donald Trump.

Carney, who served as the governor of the bank of England for seven years, appears to have run afoul of Canadian linguistic norms, returning to his home country with a penchant for using ‘s’ instead of ‘z’ – a hallmark of British spellings.

In an open letter chastising the prime minister, six linguists have asked his office, the Canadian government and parliament to stick to Canadian English spelling, “which is the spelling they consistently used from the 1970s to 2025”.

I'm wondering if this is all an elaborate prank. 

Too Many Nazis

No, I am not talking about MAGA, nor even  Nick Fuentes alone in a room.  

I am not even talking about the United States.

I am talking about Canada.

Specifically, I am talking about the decision recently made by the Department of Canadian Heritage to not put any names on the Memorial to the Victims of Communism in Toronto.

At least half of the proposed names were Nazis, Waffen SS members, and their fellow travelers, and so they gave up trying to fix it.

It does seem that an a lot of people donating to this project via the Tribute to Liberty charity were objectively pro-Nazi.

Canada’s controversial Memorial to the Victims of Communism will not include the names of alleged victims of communism, per a statement from Canadian Heritage spokesperson Caroline Czajkowski.

Historians, journalists and other experts have warned since 2021 that a list of names submitted for commemoration on the monument included suspected war criminals, Nazi collaborators and members of wartime fascist groups.

“The Government of Canada has emphasized that all aspects of the Memorial to the Victims of Communism must align with Canadian values of democracy and human rights,” wrote Czajkowski in a statement. “The Wall of Remembrance will now solely feature thematic content that conveys the broader commemorative and educational intent of the Memorial.”

Czajkowski added that there is “no set timeline for the completion of the thematic content” and that the heritage department will continue to collaborate with project sponsor Tribute to Liberty “to ensure the Memorial remains a respectful and inclusive place of remembrance and reflection.” 

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Tribute to Liberty was responsible for preparing the list of alleged victims, which were compiled as part of a fundraising effort over several years. 

The Maple reached out to the organization’s board chair, Ludwik Klimkowski, for comment, but received no response.

According to Czajkowski, Tribute to Liberty is expected to independently develop an educational program related to the monument.

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In February 2024, Ottawa Citizen reporter David Pugliese obtained documents through an Access to Information request that showed the unveiling was actually postponed in part due to the fallout from the scandal surrounding Parliament’s standing ovations for Yaroslav Hunka, a Ukrainian Waffen-SS veteran. 

In October 2024, the Ottawa Citizen reported that St-Onge’s office could not commit to ensuring no Nazis would be commemorated on the monument.

As reported in Ricochet, the name of at least one Nazi collaborator, Janis Niedra, had been engraved on a nameplate and affixed to the monument before the unveiling was postponed. 

Sandra Richards, a Canadian Heritage project manager, noticed the name had been attached to the Wall of Remembrance during a site visit. 

An email thread obtained by Ricochet through Access to Information revealed that Richards and several other Canadian Heritage officials were aware of Niedra’s name and that there was an agreement in principle that Niedra’s name would be excluded from the commemoration.

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Sandra Richards, a Canadian Heritage project manager, noticed the name had been attached to the Wall of Remembrance during a site visit. 

An email thread obtained by Ricochet through Access to Information revealed that Richards and several other Canadian Heritage officials were aware of Niedra’s name and that there was an agreement in principle that Niedra’s name would be excluded from the commemoration. 

I'm thinking that perhaps there should be an investigation of the Tribute to Liberty charity.

Headline of the Day

SUSIE WILES IS A UVALDE COP
No More Mister Nice Blog, on what Trump's White House Chief of Staff's tell all interview with Vanity Fair means.

This is a marvelous metaphor.

It perfectly explains the perfidy of Wiles' actions.

She knows what should be done, but is unwilling to take the risk of losing her proximity to power. 

16 December 2025

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Well it looks like all those people who were harassed after being insufficiently worshipful of racist pundit Charlie Kirk are owed an apology.

Donald Trump just danced on Rob Reiner's grave in a particularly egregiously way.

I'm not going to quote him here, it's too fucking tasteless for me to quote here.(If you want to, you can see it here.)

I think that the conclusion at the above link bears repeating though:

Add to this Trump’s pardoning of all the January 6th criminals, the ramping up of violence by ICE and CBP in cities, and the non-stop hateful rhetoric, and Donald Trump is making it clear: violence in support of Donald Trump is noble.

And that’s fucking crazy.

The only consistency with Donald Trump is that if you support Trump, you can be as violent as you want.

I am official declaring the fucking start of "Say Fuck January."

I plan to make Samuel L. Jackson in, Snakes on a Plane look like Percy Dovetonsils.

Well,We Now Have the Data

We have the 2 months of jobs data that the government shutdown prevented, and it's kind of grim, 105,000 jobs lost in October and just 64,000 jobs added in November.

In case you are wondering the 64,000 new jobs in November is not enough to account for natural workforce growth.

Grim news: 

The US labor market grew by more than expected last month, recovering some of the damage inflicted by the federal government shutdown, according to official data.

An estimated 105,000 jobs were lost in October, and 64,000 were added in November, a highly-anticipated report showed on Tuesday.

Jobs growth was higher in November than anticipated by many economists, with a consensus forecast of some 40,000 jobs added.

But the headline unemployment rate continued to climb – and hit 4.6%, a four-year high, last month – amid apprehension around the strength of the US economy.

Previous estimates for overall jobs growth in August and September were also downgraded, from a drop of 4,000 to 26,000, and from growth of 119,000 to 108,000, respectively.

The latest jobs numbers, typically released monthly, were delayed due to the government shutdown. Federal government jobs declined by 162,000 in October, and 6,000 in November.

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There are signs that the US’s job market is weakening. ADP reported US private sector employers shed about 32,000 jobs in November after adding 47,000 jobs in October. 

It feels like a recession because we are in a recession, and if con-men were not setting billions of dollars on fire in the AI frenzy, the GDP numbers would show that too.

15 December 2025

About That Australian Social Media Ban

It turns out that the ban was bankrolled by a group whose business was making gambling ads as an ultimately successful way to divert attention from proprosed regulations against them.

Well, now there is a surprise:

The birthplace of the 36 Months campaign and its influential push for Australia’s teen social media ban was in the boardroom of advertising production company FINCH.

36 Months managing director Greg Attwells said that the group was born during a single May 2024 meeting between him, FINCH founder Rob Galluzzo and Nova 96.9 radio host Michael “Wippa” Wipfli.

Elsewhere at FINCH, staff were hard at work on another campaign: TAB’s “Get Your Bet On”.

The television advert — which was New Zealand’s third-most complained-about ad in 2024 — is just one of the many gambling-related projects worked on by FINCH over the past 10 years.

While not previously reported on, FINCH’s gambling advertising work contrasts with the social campaign of 36 Months, an organisation that FINCH funded and had staffing overlap with.

It further complicates matters for the Australian government which, under pressure from 36 Months, chose to pursue the teen social media ban while failing to make any progress on gambling advertising reform.

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In November, the Australian Financial Review reported that the government “is expected to abandon plans for a total ban on online gambling advertising, using the under-16 social media restrictions as cover to water down the policy”.
Mission accomplished.

To be clear, I do not support making gambling illegal, but I do support tightly regulating the whole exploitative media infrastructure that arises around it. 

Linkage

There's no place like Hoth for the Holidays: (On the bright side, this is not the Star Wars Christmas Special)

14 December 2025

Not a Surprise

With all the talk about US Representatives and Senators engaging in extremely profitable investments, with the implication that their finances have benefited from inside information.

Well, a researcher at the Centre for Economic Policy Research (CEPR) has run the numbers, and it turns out that it's the senior leadership in Congress that derives the bulk of returns, and it's the leadership of the majority party that benefits the most.

The debate over whether US members of Congress should be allowed to trade individual stocks has become a mainstream policy concern. This column uses data on every US congressional stock trade from 1995 to 2021 to reveal that while rank-and-file members do not systematically beat the market, once some of them assume leadership positions their portfolios start to look very different and outperform those of regular members. The pattern raises uncomfortable questions about how political power, corporate access, and personal wealth interact.

The debate over whether US members of Congress should be allowed to trade individual stocks has moved from a niche ethics topic to a mainstream policy concern. Media investigations have documented pandemic-era sell-offs following closed-door COVID-19 briefings, widespread trading in industries overseen by members’ own committees, and dozens of apparent violations of the 2012 Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act. Against this backdrop, proposals to ban stock trading by lawmakers are gaining traction in Washington. In the latest development, on 2 December 2025, Representative Anna Paulina Luna filed a discharge petition to force a House vote on banning individual stock trading by members of Congress (Hill 2025). 

Economists have been trying to assess whether legislators’ portfolios actually earn abnormal returns, and if so, why. Early work by Ziobrowski et al. (2004, 2011) suggested that House and Senate members outperformed the market. Later studies reversed the verdict: Eggers and Hainmueller (2013) and Belmont et al. (2022) find that, on average, members would have been better off in index funds. Cherry et al. (2017) highlight that some senators earned significant sell-side gains around key legislative events, while Huang and Xuan (2023) show that abnormal performance largely disappeared after the STOCK Act. Related work on investors documents that access to policymakers can confer an informational advantage in capital markets, as evidenced by Fons-Rosen et al. (2020) on trading related to the 2008 Troubled Asset Relief Program.

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Before entering leadership, future leaders and their matched peers underperform the market by similar amounts. After ascension, however, their trajectories diverge sharply: leaders’ trades outperform those of their matched peers by up to roughly 40–50 percentage points per year. The control group shows no comparable improvement. Calendar-time portfolio regressions using standard factor models confirm that leaders’ daily alphas rise markedly post-ascension, while non-leaders’ alphas remain flat. 

This is naked corruption. 

H/t naked capitalism 

There is Nothing that Private Equity Cannot Destroy

The latest victim is skateboarding.

Once PE is involved it's game over:

Are there any industries that simply cannot become corporatized, that align too closely to anti-establishment sensibilities to ever sell out? If I were to pick one, I’d start with the giant upturned middle finger that is skateboarding. The whole attraction to skate culture is tied up with its outsider, nonconformist spirit. When Steve Buscemi says, “How do you do, fellow kids?” in the famous meme about awkwardly co-opting youth subcultures, he’s literally holding a skateboard.

Yet something so quintessentially anti-corporate has been torched by private equity buyouts that destroyed both leading brands and the relationships that kept the scene thriving, cool, and local. The very structures that built skateboarding into a multibillion-dollar industry are withering in a sea of financially engineered acid.

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The industry is currently dealing with this February’s bankruptcy of Liberated Brands, a conglomerate of numerous iconic skate and surf imprints (including Quiksilver, Billabong, Roxy, and RVCA) established after a 2023 rollup by Authentic Brands Group, owners of Reebok, Guess, Nautica, Aéropostale, Nine West, Juicy Couture, and more. Amid a series of private equity–fueled collapses afflicting the industry, the Liberated bankruptcy is the largest, resulting in over 1,000 layoffs and the shuttering of all its retail locations.

If these crashes came about because skaters simply rejected sellout brands, there would be a flicker of hope that the “fuck the man” ethos of skateboarding would pull through. But they seem mainly due to the familiar tactics private equity uses to extract value from companies and leave them as a desiccated shell. It raises the question of how skateboarding can go forward if every brand that gets a little success becomes a sitting duck for a financial vulture.
We really need to change whatever laws that allow these pirates to operate.

Inconceivable

Director, actor, and writer Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle, were found dead in their Los Angeles home.

It was apparently a homicide, and a family member is being questioned.

What Happened in Australia

In Sidney Australia today (or maybe yesterday, because of the whole international date line thing) 2 gunmen opened fire on a crowd at a Chabad Hanukah event on the beach,  killing at least 16.

Of note, there was a hero there, Ahmed al Ahmed a fruit stand vendor who tackled and wrestled a gun away from one of the gunmen.

It's important to note here that Ahmed is a Muslim and an immigrant from the Middle East to Australia, and he snuck up to the gunman unarmed and tackled him.

There are additional links if you want to go further, see hereherehere, and here.

Note that anything you read online is likely to contain misinformation, so double check everything, particularly AI slop. 

It appears that Elon Musk's Grok has set a new low in misinformation and bigotry, which should surprise no one.

If you are inclined to excuse this act because of Gaza, go fuck yourself.

13 December 2025

Deep Thought

The worst part of being bald is not the lack of hair, it's the feeling of snowflakes landing on my scalp.

It's snowing in Maryland right now. 

Yes, I know, I could wear a hat, but I hate hats. 

We Are Unbelievably Screwed

It looks like a collopse of the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC) is increasingly likely.

This will disrupt weather over the world, but particularly in Europe, where would could see temperatures drop by 10°C (18°F).

Note that Paris, France is 3 degrees latitude further north than Toronto, Canada, so this is a big deal.

Time for a climate update. Tipping points are approaching. To present this information this systematically, consider the following:
  •  Bad things are already happening, and they’ll continue.
  •  Over not much time, the bad things will also get worse.
  •  Then tipping points will be reached, after which the worst is baked in.
  •  Some years after that, the worst arrives in full.

This process is true in a great many areas: sea level rise, for example, and coastal destruction.

The seas are already rising, due partly to ocean expansion (warm water takes up more space than cold water), but due mainly to melting ice in Greenland and Antarctica. Once the tipping point for glacial melt has been reached, all ice will be guaranteed gone at some future time, and a full sea level rise disaster is bound to occur.

What will that look like? Greenland ice melt will cause 24 feet of sea level rise; Antarctica ice melt, 230 feet. The world’s coastal cities, where 15% of world population lives, will erode with the shores and be drowned. In the U.S., 45% of GDP will be lost. 

The tipping point for the collapse of AMOC is currently predicted at 10-30 years.

We need to do something now,  and we are currently ruled by people who are literally pro anthropogenic climate change.

Game over, dudes! 

Thursday ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ (on Saturday)

First, let's note home prices are partying like it's 2008, with house prices falling 1.4% in the last quarter:

Home prices have finally come down compared with last year, though just fractionally, according to daily reads from Parcl Labs, which looks at high-frequency listing data on single-family homes, condos and townhomes, both new and existing.

They may stay softer, though, as home prices are down 1.4% in just the last three months.

On a national level, home prices have not gone negative since mid-2023, a year after the Federal Reserve first brought rates up from zero, and mortgage rates moved sharply higher. From March 2022 to June 2023, the average rate on the popular 30-year fixed mortgage went from 3.9% to just over 7%, according to Mortgage News Daily.

But even then, prices were negative on a year-over-year basis for just a few months. It was nothing like the great financial crisis when home prices dropped 27% from their peak in 2006 to their trough in 2012, according to the S&P Case-Shiller National Home Price Index. 

………

While other home price indexes and surveys measure just existing home values, this one measures both new and existing. There has been no government data on housing starts, building permits or sales of newly built homes since before the government shutdown started, so it's difficult to paint any kind of supply picture in the price forecast.

That said, builders reporting quarterly earnings have indicated that demand is still relatively weak and incentives are still necessary. Homebuilder sentiment is still well into negative territory.

Seeing as how the Federal Reserve had the news a few days ahead of the rest of us, this explains why they cut their baseline interest rate by 25 basis points (¼%):

Federal Reserve officials cut interest rates for a third straight meeting but signaled they might be done for now in the midst of unusual divisions over the path forward.

The decision Wednesday to reduce the benchmark federal-funds rate by a quarter point—to between 3.5% and 3.75%, a three-year low—is aimed at protecting against a sharper than anticipated slowdown in hiring.

The Fed voted 9-3, the first time in six years that three officials cast dissents. Two officials thought the reduction wasn’t warranted, while another favored a larger, half-point cut.

With progress on inflation stalled, officials had indicated in the run-up to this week’s decision that further reductions could require evidence of labor-market deterioration. “We’re well-positioned to wait and see how the economy evolves from here,” said Fed Chair Jerome Powell at a news conference.
On Wednesday, their painstakingly calibrated postmeeting statement signaled a higher bar to additional cuts by echoing a similar pivot after cutting rates one year ago.

………

Still, Powell defended the decision to cut now rather than waiting until the Fed’s next meeting in late January, when it will have significantly more data that had been delayed because of this fall’s government shutdown.

He suggested that after adjusting for overcounting, job growth might have been slightly negative since April. “I think you can say that the labor market has continued to cool gradually, maybe just a touch more gradually, than we thought,” Powell said.

Predicting what the Federal Reserve will do, particularly when one of Trump's bully-boys replaces Powell.

Finally, we have the unemployment claims data, and there was a blood-bath in initial claims, though continuing claims fell slightly:

Applications for US unemployment benefits rose last week by the most since the onset of the pandemic, underscoring the volatile nature of claims at this time of year.

Initial claims increased by 44,000 to 236,000 in the week ended Dec. 6, according to Labor Department data released Thursday. That was the biggest jump since March 2020 and followed the lowest level of applications in more than three years in the previous week, which included Thanksgiving. The figure exceeded all but one estimate in a Bloomberg survey of economists.

Weekly initial claims tend to be choppy around the holidays and will likely continue to fluctuate through the end of the year, but Thursday’s figures are toward the higher end of readings seen in 2025. Companies like PepsiCo Inc. and HP Inc. have laid out plans to reduce headcount in recent weeks, and nationwide layoffs in October were the highest since early 2023.

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Continuing claims, a proxy for the number of people receiving benefits that are reported on a one-week lag compared to initial claims, were similarly volatile. Those dropped to 1.84 million in the Thanksgiving week, marking the biggest decline in four years.
I think that this is going to get worse over the next few months.

12 December 2025

The Democratic Party Rally Hat


Spelunking helmet, just the thing for caving


Democrats limited knowledge of anatomy

So, Democrats got their promised vote on extending the ACA (Obamacare) subsidies, and Republicans put up a phony bill in opposition and killed them both.

When Chuck Schumer orchestrated this capitulation, anyone with any integrity or courage noted that he was giving up for nothing, but the airlines are big donors to the Senate Minority Leader, and Thanksgiving was coming up, so he arranged for the usual suspects to flip.

And now we have the proof:

Subsidies for the Affordable Care Act appear set to expire for millions of Americans at the end of the year after competing health care related bills failed to advance in the Senate on Thursday.

The outcome was widely expected after Democrats and Republicans chose to release separate partisan proposals. Both parties are under pressure to address health care costs before the expiration of federal subsidies meant to lower the cost of premiums on ACA plans. Those subsidies expire at the end of 2025 and are expected to cause prices to skyrocket.

Both bills needed 60 votes to advance, but neither succeeded.

The Republican-backed plan failed by a vote of 51 to 48. The measure, authored by Bill Cassidy, R-La., and Mike Crapo, R-Idaho, would have provided up to $1,500 a year in payments for health savings accounts for Americans earning less than 700% of the federal poverty level.

However the bill would not have extended the ACA tax credits and the money could not be used to pay for health care premiums. Deductibles for those plans average around $7,000, according to data from the health policy organization KFF.

I place the blame firmly on Schumer and the Democratic Party establishment (There is no Democratic Party establishment) because it was patently obvious how Republicans would treat their promise for a vote.

It's like the story of the frog and the scorpion. You do not blame the scorpion, it's in their nature.

What a bunch of worthless and feckless schlemiels.

Unfortunately, it is the rest of us are the schlimazels left soaked in soup. 

Not Gonna End Well

You may not have read about it, but one of Waymo's self-driving taxis ran over a beloved bodega cat in San Francisco, prompting community outrage.

It appears that Waymo's response is to activate asshole mode for their artificial intelligence driver software:

It was like a scene out of a movie: a pair of white Jaguars zipping through a two-lane tunnel, changing lanes at the same time in a zigzag formation. But this one had a twist. They were both Waymos, the self-driving vehicles known for their achingly cautious behavior. 

“I had never seen anyone switch lanes in that tunnel,” says Sophia Yen, a startup founder who was in her car behind the two autonomous ones this past September. “It’s driving more like a taxi driver—an aggressive, New York taxi driver.”

For years while training on the streets of San Francisco and eventually transporting passengers, Waymos were the most polite drivers on the road. Pull up to a stop sign at the same time as a Waymo and it would wait, as if to say, “No, please, after you.” If you were trying to go around another car making a left, a Waymo was sure to let you in. In short, they were drivers you wouldn’t want to get stuck behind while in a hurry. 

The training wheels are off. Like the rule-following nice guy who’s tired of being taken advantage of, Waymos are putting their own needs first. They’re bending traffic laws, getting impatient with pedestrians and embracing the idea that when it comes to city driving, politeness doesn’t pay: It’s every car for itself.

In September, police in San Bruno, Calif., pulled over a Waymo after witnessing it make an illegal U-turn. Last month, a Waymo hit and killed a well-known neighborhood cat in the Mission district. On a recent Thursday in Pacific Heights, a Waymo at a multilane four-way stop hit the gas along with the car next to it so it wouldn’t have to wait its turn. Seconds later, the same car decided signaling a lane change wasn’t necessary. 

………

Waymo has been trying to make its cars “confidently assertive,” says Chris Ludwick, a senior director of product management with Waymo, which is owned by Google parent Alphabet. “That was really necessary for us to actually scale this up in San Francisco, especially because of how busy it gets.”  

Let me translate what Mr. Ludwick is saying into the truth.  He's saying, "We talked with our lawyers, and they have told us that WHEN our car kills someone, we won't be in legal jeopardy."

Here's a suggestion.  When the cars do something bad, start arresting Waymo management.  That should make them think more about safety.

Driving is arguably one of the most difficult things that a human can do, and for companies to train their cars on squished cats is something that should land their flabby white asses in jail.

11 December 2025

Deep Thought


Tim Curry did Muppet Treasure Island, the Muppets should do Rocky Horrow
The next Muppet movie should be a remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

That is all. 

The Joys of a Cleaver

A few years back, I got a cheap meat cleaver at Target.

I really like it.

I use it a lot, not just for things like breaking up a turkey carcass.

Just tonight, I chopped up come cabbage with it, it was an amazing goodatthat, and then hand washed it immediately.

It has a lot more uses that I had originally thought, even if one does not consider it's obvious application, threatening people who intrude in my kitchen.

FWIW, I have never threatened anyone with my cleaver, though I have joked about the possibility. 

This is Nuts

Donald Trump is claiming that he has pardoned Tina Peters, the former county clerk of Mesa County, Colorado, who was convicted of convicted of three counts of attempting to influence a public servant, one count of conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, first-degree official misconduct, violation of duty and failing to comply with the secretary of state, and sentenced to 9 years in prison.

She did all this in an attempt to create false evidence of a "stolen" election in 2020. 

With all of the pardons that Trump is issuing lately, my reader(s) might wonder why this pardon is noteworthy.

It's pretty simple.  All of the above charges are State charges, and the President has no authority to do so.  (Well, at least he lacks the authority until the six corrupt Supreme Court Justices make yet another ruling rivaling the awfulness oif Dred Scott v. Sanford.)

Unfortunately, the so-called journalist out there are selling it as a, "Some experts say," as opposed to it being bat-shit insane, because there has been too much in the way of media mergers:

President Donald Trump said Thursday that he has pardoned Tina Peters, a former county clerk in Colorado who was convicted in state court on felony charges related to efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election.

“Democrats have been relentless in their targeting of TINA PETERS, a Patriot who simply wanted to make sure that our Elections were Fair and Honest,” wrote Trump in a post on Truth Social. “Today I am granting Tina a full Pardon for her attempts to expose Voter Fraud in the Rigged 2020 Presidential Election!”

It was unclear whether Trump was asserting that he has the power to free Peters from state prison. She is serving a nine-year sentence. Presidents have the power to pardon defendants convicted in federal courts, but previous presidents have not claimed that authority in a state case.

Unclear?  Seriously? 

………

The Constitution gives the president the power “to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States.” The Supreme Court has interpreted that language as referring to federal crimes, not those charged by states.

In a lengthy letter to Trump this month, however, Ticktin disputed that traditional understanding.

“The issue which needs to be answered whether our founders understood or intended when they wrote that the President had the Power to Pardon offenses against the United States, if it meant the states or only the federal government. Did they mean the one central authority, or did they mean the plural, meaning the states which were united?” he wrote.

Ticktin conceded that the claim that the president could pardon people for state crimes “has never been raised in any court” but said Trump should assert that authority in Peters’s case.

It's never been raised in court because the argument is complete bullshit.

Anyone who is a serious journalist should be calling that bullshit out.  This Washington Post reporter clearly is not serioius. 

Headline of the Day

Jurors in Sandwich Thrower Case Found Charges ‘Bunch of Baloney’
Bloomberg
I have only one thing to add, whoever wrote this hed should never have to buy themselves another drink.

10 December 2025

Not a Fan of Gerrymandering, But

In response to Texas redistricting and Trump bullying, Virginia Republicans, who will shortly have control of both state houses and the Governor's mansion, have rolled out a redistricting plan of their own, which will take the current 6D — 5R delegation and make it a 10D — 1R.

I'm pretty sure that the 6 Supreme Court corrupt conservative justices will find a way to invalidate this, even though they blessed the Texas redistricting, because ……… The Aristocrats.

Virginia Democrats threatened to go nuclear on the GOP in their retaliatory mid-decade redistricting, potentially deleting as many as four Republican seats to create a map where Democrats win 10 out of 11 districts.

Don Scott, speaker of the Virginia House of Delegates, was asked about redistricting at a meeting of the Virginia Property Owners Alliance. In response, he replied, "10-1 is not out of the realm to be able to draw the maps in a succinct and community-based way," according to Punchbowl News' Ally Mutnick.

To quote Sean Connery reading David Mamet's screenplay, "They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!"

Damn

The lobbyists strike again.

Once again, lobbyists for the military-industrial complex win, and right to repair for the military was cut from the latest military spending bill.

F%$# the  lobbyists and the so-called moderates who did this. 

Congress has released the final version of the 2026 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), and critics have been quick to point out that previously proposed rules giving the US military the right to repair its equipment without having to rely on contractors have gone missing.

The House and Senate versions of the NDAA passed earlier both included provisions that would have extended common right-to-repair rules to US military branches, requiring defense contractors to provide access to technical data, information, and components that enabled military customers to quickly repair essential equipment. Both of those provisions were stripped from the final joint-chamber reconciled version of the bill, published Monday, right-to-repair advocates at the US Public Interest Research Group (PIRG) pointed out in a press release.

Support for the military's right to repair is so broad, and it's one of the few issues where liberal Democrats in Congress are aligned with President Trump. Senators Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Tim Sheehy (R-MT) even introduced a bill over the summer that would have legislated "fair and reasonable access" to necessary parts and information that would enable the US military to fix gear faster than farmers with broken John Deere tractors. That bill, referred to the Senate Armed Services Committee in July, hasn't budged since.

The real problem is that the DMCA makes this a favored profit source for too many business.  It needs to be relealed.

09 December 2025

A Feature, Not a Bug

In news that should surprise no one, algorithmic pricing can raise prices and short circuit competition.

Well, duh.  That's why they spend the money on things like RealPage.

It's a way for capitalists to collude to raise prices with plausible deniability.

It's also why the same sort of algorithms are used to discriminate against potential renters, etc.

It's turtles all the way down. 

Headline of the Day

Trump’s Primary Problem Isn’t Aging, It’s Narcissism
Mike the Mad Biologist, on the fact that Trump is Nucking Futz.

He's right, you know.

………

The fundamental issue is that Trump is, and has been, mentally ill: when I use the word narcissist, I do not mean that he is a self-absorbed asshole (though he is). I mean that he is often delusional and does not perceive reality in any way that could be described as accurate. Moreover, he does not recognize that he is ill and takes no steps to control his illness; in fact, he has established significant structures to prevent the intrusion of reality.

Outside of The Guardian and The Huffington Post, which have discussed this in detail with clinical professionals, the only media outlet that has even come remotely close is Politico (?!?), which last week described Trump as a twelve year-old child.

His longstanding mental health problem and the inability to recognize it is far more dangerous than any possible aging.

Yep.  

08 December 2025

Gee, Ya Think?

I'm not a big fan of corporate consultants.  

Mostly, they state the3 blatantly obvious, and give permission for companies to behave unethically (I'm looking at you, McKinsey)  and charge millions of dollars for this.

That being said, Gartner just stated the obvious and provided a very real public service when they recommended that companies not use AI browsers because their security is complete pants.

Everyone with half a brain should know this, but everyone is also afraid that they will be blamed for causing the tulip AI mania to collapse, so they remain silent:

Agentic browsers are too risky for most organizations to use, according to analyst firm Gartner.

The firm offered that advice last week in a new advisory titled “Cybersecurity Must Block AI Browsers for Now,” in which research VP Dennis Xu, senior director analyst Evgeny Mirolyubov, and VP analyst John Watts observe “Default AI browser settings prioritize user experience over security.”

The analysts’ definition of an AI browser encompasses tools like Perplexity’s Comet and OpenAI’s ChatGPT Atlas that include two elements:

  • An “AI sidebar” that offers users the chance to summarize, search, translate, and interact with web content using AI services provided by the browser’s developer
  • An agentic transaction capability that allows the browser to autonomously navigate, interact with, and complete tasks on websites, especially within authenticated web sessions.
………

But if you decide the back-end AI is too risky, Gartner recommends blocking users from downloading or installing AI browsers.

Gartner’s fears about the agentic capabilities of AI browser relate to their susceptibility to “indirect prompt-injection-induced rogue agent actions, inaccurate reasoning-driven erroneous agent actions, and further loss and abuse of credentials if the AI browser is deceived into autonomously navigating to a phishing website.”

Shorter version:  AI browsers are a Petri dish for phishing. 

Maybe, Don't Buy Bloated Death Mobiles?

US consumers are finding cars too expensive

For years it has seemed no sticker price was too high for American car buyers. Even as average new car prices approached $50,000 this year, dealers fretted more over depleted inventories than losing customers to sticker shock.

Those days are coming to an end.

Increasingly stretched consumers are starting to draw the line on what they will pay for a new car, according to dealers, analysts and industry data. 

Car buyers are downsizing, buying used vehicles, taking on longer car loans and holding out for deals.

It should be noted that cars are like hamburger, you pay for them by the pound.

A Cadillac Escalade weighs 2½ times as much as my Toyota Corolla.

………

For the U.S. auto industry, 2025 was supposed to be a banner year fueled by tax cuts and a deregulatory wave. Analysts predicted a third-straight annual sales increase as automakers, who had been hit hard by the coronavirus pandemic and semiconductor shortages, finally got their factories running full steam. Now forecasts predict muted or no growth for the year and more of the same in 2026.

Also, people remember just how much dealers overcharged in the years immediately following the height of the pandemic.

People still have a chip on their shoulder about that. 

Primary Jeffries

Henry Cuellar, in addition to being a morally corrupt DINO, was indicted in 2004 for taking bribes from a Mexican bank and an Azerbaijani oil company.

In a transparent attempt to get him to switch party, Donald Trump pardoned him, which was not a surprise, but Hakeem Jeffries effusively praised Donald Trump's pardon.

The obvious conclusion is that Jeffries is aware of more corruption in the House Democratic Party Caucus, and doesn't want to turn over those rocks.

Also, it shows his default position is to support the incumbent, no matter how bad they are for the party and the American people.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Wednesday backed President Trump’s decision to provide a preemptive pardon for Rep. Henry Cuellar, suggesting the corruption charges against the longtime Texas Democrat were so “thin” that he wouldn’t have been convicted anyway.

“I don’t know why the president decided to do this, [but] I think the outcome was exactly the right outcome,” Jeffries said in an interview with CNN.

………

But in the case of Cuellar, the Democratic leader has taken a softer approach. AndWednesday, following Trump’s pardon, Jeffries questioned the legitimacy of the corruption charges against him. 

“Listen, the reality is [that] this indictment was very thin to begin with, in my view,” Jeffries told CNN. “The charges were eventually going to be dismissed — if not at the trial court level [then] by the Supreme Court, as they’ve repeatedly done in instances just like this.” 

Sorry, no.  Just no.

He should not be the House Democrat's leader, and he should not be in Congress at all.

Also, there is an interesting coda to all of this, in an admission that his pardon was an explicit attempt to bribe Cuellar to switch parties, raged against Cuellar's "Disloyalty" for not switching parties.

Donald Trump is angry that Rep. Henry Cuellar is running again as a Democrat rather than switch parties after the president pardoned the Texas congressman and his wife in a federal bribery and conspiracy case.

Trump blasted Cuellar for “Such a lack of LOYALTY,” suggesting the Republican president might have expected the clemency to bolster the GOP’s narrow House majority heading into the 2026 midterm elections.

Cuellar, in a television interview Sunday after Trump’s social media post, said he was a conservative Democrat willing to work with the administration “to see where we can find common ground.” The congressman said he had prayed for the president and the presidency at church that morning “because if the president succeeds, the country succeeds.”

But in the case of Cuellar, the Democratic leader has taken a softer approach. AndWednesday, following Trump’s pardon, Jeffries questioned the legitimacy of the corruption charges against him. 

………

“Listen, the reality is [that] this indictment was very thin to begin with, in my view,” Jeffries told CNN. “The charges were eventually going to be dismissed — if not at the trial court level [then] by the Supreme Court, as they’ve repeatedly done in instances just like this.” 

………

Federal authorities had charged Cuellar and his wife with accepting thousands of dollars in exchange for the congressman advancing the interests of an Azerbaijan-controlled energy company and a bank in Mexico. Cuellar was accused of agreeing to influence legislation favorable to Azerbaijan and deliver a pro-Azerbaijan speech on the floor of the U.S. House.

Of course, this explicit attempted bribery does not matter, because the Supreme Court made Donald Trump above the law.

Another Reason to Support Platner in Maine

Janet Mills, Chuck Schumer's choice, has a long record as a stooge of predatory business.

At a time when Democratic voters are demanding new, antiestablishment leaders, the Democratic Party’s power brokers are pushing a seventy-seven-year-old candidate for a key 2026 Senate race who’s spent the past six years as governor vetoing collective bargaining rights for workers, tax increases on the wealthy, renter protections, and tribal sovereignty protections, according to a Lever review.

That candidate, Maine’s two-term governor, Janet Mills, entered the 2026 Democratic primary race last month to take on Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) as the hand-picked candidate of Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee. Her opponent is Graham Platner, a forty-one-year-old oyster farmer and populist candidate running on delivering Medicare for All and breaking up monopolies. He’s faced scrutiny for past postings in online forums and a tattoo from his time in the military.

Since entering the race, Mills’s campaign has highlighted her stances on a host of progressive causes, including her labor advocacy and her efforts to protect health care and abortion rights.

But the governor’s veto pen tells a different story, say her critics.

When bills arrive on her desk, “there’s a perception that she’s mostly concerned with business interests,” said Andy O’Brien, a former Maine state representative and the current communications director for the Maine AFL-CIO union federation, speaking in his personal capacity. “She’s very good on social issues like reproductive rights, LGBTQ issues, and the environment, but when it comes to economic issues, she’s very conservative.”

………

Just months before she announced her Senate bid, Mills ended Maine’s 2025 legislative session by striking down a bill supported by labor groups that would have permitted farmworkers to discuss their pay and working conditions with one another without threat of retaliation from their employer, as well as file complaints to a state labor relations board.

Her veto letter explaining the decision cited concerns about “disruptions” to agricultural businesses caused by a “new regulatory burden.”

………

Mills, the granddaughter of potato farmers, has made blocking worker protections for these laborers a hallmark of her time in the governor’s mansion. 

………

In 2024, she killed a bill banning restrictive noncompete agreements that hamstring worker mobility. That same year, she vetoed another piece of legislation that would have strengthened workers’ collective bargaining rights by banning anti-union intimidation tactics used by employers

In previous years, she blocked efforts to stop employers from punishing employees who took state-guaranteed paid time off, killed a permitting reform bill to streamline offshore wind developments because it included a provision mandating union jobs, and vetoed a modest labor bill that would have required the state government to merely study the issue of paper mill workers being forced to work overtime without adequate compensation.

 Other vetoes:

  • A bill prohibiting retaliation for using the state mandated leave rights.
  • Campaign finance reform bill.
  • Increasing taxes on the rich.
  •  The creation of a rape kid database.
  • Landlord protections.

I think that this is rather more significant than Reddit posts and a profoundly ill-advised tattoo.

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Stupid, but Occasionally Entertaining

Yes, I know, this does narrow this down much, so I'll note that this is the Apartheid Era Emerald Heir Pedo Guy™, aka Elon Musk.

Musk came up with a wicked new feature for Ecch (formerly Twitter) where the country of initial login became available on a user's profile.

To be clear, I mean, "Wicked," in the New England vernacular, which is a positive adjective.

While there are some obvious privacy issues, this level of transparency does provide an ample opportunity for much amusement and even more schadenfreude.

You see, many of the most popular MAGAt posters turned out to be the equivalent of Nigerian 419 scammers.

Elon Musk’s social media site X has rolled out a new feature in an effort to increase transparency—and unwittingly revealed that many of the site’s top MAGA influencers are actually foreign actors.

The new “About This Account” feature, which became available to X users on Friday, allows others to see where an account is based, when they joined the platform, how often they have changed their username, and how they downloaded the X app. 

Upon rollout, rival factions began to inspect just where their online adversaries were really based on the combative social platform—with dozens of major MAGA and right-wing influencer accounts revealed to be based overseas.

“This is easily one of the greatest days on this platform,” wrote Democratic influencer Harry Sisson.

Sorry, Mr. Sisson, but you are wrong.  Who can forget Leopards eating peoples faces or the, (since deleted) "Just came back from the centrist rally," tweet

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Dozens of major accounts masquerading as “America First” or “MAGA” proponents have been identified as originating in places such as Russia, India, and Nigeria.

In one example, the account MAGANationX—with nearly 400,000 followers and a bio reading “Patriot Voice for We The People”—is actually based in Eastern Europe.

In the grand scheme of things, this ain't much, but it's worth a laugh. 

 

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