I just read that the death metal band Hatebeak, has released its 4th album in 12 years.That doesn't make my life a lie.
Neither does the fact that the lead singer is, "Waldo, a 21-year-old African grey parrot."
What makes my life a lie is the fact that they are a, "Baltimore-based three-man studio project", involving drummer Blake Harrison, guitarist Mark Sloan, and the aforementioned Waldo.
I have been living in the greater Baltimore area for 18 years, and I have never heard of Hatebeak.
Seriously, here is a a bit of Baltimore performance art that makes John Waters look like Pat Boone, and I was completely unaware.
What is wrong with me?
I could have had these guys play at Natalie's or Charlie's B'nei Mitzvah, if I had only known.
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There's still you anniversary party.
You have a good suggestion.
Promise me that this is not a harbinger of a change.
I've gotten used to you trolling this blog.
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