06 January 2008

God is My Guide, With Exact GPS Coordinates

Well, it appears that someone in Florida has devised a strategy to thwart baby Jesus stealers everywhere, they implanted a GPS tracker.

I expect this to be the beginning of a trend among Nativity scenes in the future.
The woman who oversees the annual display decided to put Global Positioning System trackers on the Jesus, Mary and Joseph figurines.

"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again," Dina Cellini said, "but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."
First, we lose ice pick murders, and now this.

It appears that technology has gone too far.

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