There is a 175 Foot 6 Year Old Who is Looking for His Toys

These numbers are preliminary off the cuff calculations based on the size of the Giant Lego man found floating in the ocean off the Dutch coast.



When lifetime rolls around, there will be a critical shortage of both peanut butter and jelly throughout Holland.

The question is whether this was somehow a lost promotional display, or a wickedly funny practical joke.

My guess is the first, but I'm wishing for the 2nd.