Does My Brother Have a Tardis?

A 19th Century Japanese Depiction of an American

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— pmamtraveller.bsky.social (@pmamtraveller.bsky.social) October 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM

Seriously, This is My Brother, the Hairy Giant

He is also historically accurate Jesus

First in a historical simulation of the appearance of Jesus, and now in a Japanese drawing of an American around the time of Commodore Perry.

I would note that he does have a PhD in physics, so if anyone in my family had the ability to construct a time machine, it would be him.

As I understand his PhD, which is not at all, this means that the secret of time travel would involve spin physics, and not collision physics, since that was his focus. 

I'm not sure what the whole, "Spin vs collision physics," means, exactly, I possess neither the ability nor inclination to understand the difference.  (I do know that the latter involves constructing multibillion dollar particle accelerators)

The more I think about it though, the more sense this makes.  I have never seen Stephen and either Commodore Perry or Jesus in the same place at the same time. 

It's all a bit suspect, isn't it?

It is canon that the exposure to the time vortex can convert a human into a Time Lord, so perhaps someone should get a hair sample. It should be pretty easy, he is responsible for about 60% of the bigfoot sightings in the Pacific Northwest. 

It would explain a lot. 

Stephen Saroff, Timelord      o o  The Bear who Swims      
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