Fuck Me

Canada is offering to buy Alaska/Minnesota from Trump. 🇨🇦😉

Let’s. Fucking. Go.

I’m turning into a Doug Ford guy…

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— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) January 6, 2025

When Doug fucking Ford is the Statesman, something is very wrong

Donald Trump now has me Trump has me agreeing with Toronto Premier Doug fucking Ford. (He's the brother who wasn't caught smoking crack, that was Rob)

Rob Ford has made a counteroffer to buy Alaska and Minnesota.

I agree with his snark.  I cannot fucking believe that I fucking agree with that right wing asshole:

A prominent Canadian politician shot back at U.S. President-elect Donald Trump’s suggestion that the two countries should merge by suggesting that his nation could purchase two American border states instead.

Ontario Premier Doug Ford, the leader of Canada’s most populous province since 2018, joked on Monday that Canada could instead purchase Alaska and Minnesota as a counteroffer.

“I know under my watch, in Ontario, we would never be for that at all,” Ford said of Trump’s threats to acquire its northern neighbor on Canada’s CTV News. “We have the greatest country in the world. We have the greatest province anywhere.”

When a reporter asked Ford if he thought Trump was just joking, the Ontario leader gave the president-elect a counteroffer. “How about if we buy Alaska. And we’ll throw in Minnesota and Minneapolis at the same time,” Ford said. “You know, it’s not realistic.”

Am I in a J.J. Abrams timeline or something? (That's a Star Trek reference)