15 April 2018
Colloquy With a Cat
Me: Move. I need to fold clothes.
Meatball: No. This is my comfy space.
Me: I gotta fold clothes.
Meatball: No. This is my comfy space.
Me: You aren't even supposed to be in the bedroom.
Meatball: No. This is my comfy space.
Me: OK, stay there. I'll just go to work.
Meatball: I am going to kill you, and drink your blood from your skull.
Me: Whatever.
Meatball: No. This is my comfy space.
Me: I gotta fold clothes.
Meatball: No. This is my comfy space.
Me: You aren't even supposed to be in the bedroom.
Meatball: No. This is my comfy space.
Me: OK, stay there. I'll just go to work.
Meatball: I am going to kill you, and drink your blood from your skull.
Me: Whatever.
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