I Am Losing My Motherf%$#Ing Mind

I was talking with Sharon^* about our schedule for the weekend, and I noted that we needed to get me, "……… Those things with aglets on the end."

I had forgotten the word for shoe laces, but I had remembered the word for the little tips of the shoelaces.

Clearly, I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

^*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.