Another One for the List

Notwithstanding this hysterically funny condemnation of him in a Chinese newspaper, they assert that, as opposed to sharing his bed with two pr0n stars, he should put them up in a separate house,^* Charlie Sheen is now on my list of They Who Must Not Be Named.

Please God, never have him run for public (or in his case pubic) office.

^*Apparently, the Chinese have never heard of a menage a trois.