Sharon Osbourne Has Something to Get off Her Chest

She is selling her breast implants on eBay:

Unsatisfied with the result of her breast augmentation procedure, Sharon Osbourne recently revealed that she plans to sell the breast implants online once they are removed. Talking to Britain's New! Magazine, the judge of "America's Got Talent" admitted that she's thinking of putting them up for sale on eBay.

"I wish I had never had my breasts done. They have put these bloody great bags in that are too ****ing round. It is like [having] a waterbed on your chest. I hate my [breasts]," the wife of Ozzy Osbourne first pointed out why she was left disappointed. She continued to say, "I want to have the bags taken out - then I will put them on eBay."

Ummm……I got nothing here……Too weird for me to pull out any additional humor……