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Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition

Just when you think that the world cannot get more crassly commercial, we are told that a Russian armored car manufacturer has created the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition, which has:

• Whale-penis leather upholstery.
• Gold Plated bulletproof windows.
• A Tungsten exhaust system.
• Diamond and ruby encrusted gauges.

As well as a Kevlar skin, because, if it's an armored car, you want a Kevlar skin.

Great googly moogly.

H/t Marginal Revolution.