This is the Funniest Thing I've Read All Week

Gideon Rachman of the Financial Times has a hysterical essay on the thrill of the trappings of power. Read it, but don't drink anything, you'll have to clean your screen.

A sample:

“If you fly into Camp David on a helicopter,” he assured me, “it’s instant arousal. But if you have to go to a European summit in Brussels, its so depressing you’re impotent for a week.”

ROTFLMAO