Oral-B objects to toothbrush vibrator

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It's been a while since I've said this, but I really enjoy the Register.

This is why I don't name things, I would have called it "Clitoral-B".

LoveHoney in toothbrush vibrator trademark rumpus

Oral-B sex shocker
By Lester Haines
Published Tuesday 12th June 2007 10:21 GMT


NSFW Online sex toy outfit LoveHoney has got itself into hot water over the promotion of its Brush Bunny Electric Toothbrush Rabbit Vibrator after deciding the best way to punt the product was to picture it beside the pleasure delivery platform of choice - an Oral-B electric toothbrush.

According to LoveHoney's sober report into the matter, it quickly received a missive from D Young & Co - "who proudly declare themselves to be representatives of 'The Proctor & Gamble Company family including Gilette Canada Company and Braun GmbH in relationship to trademark matters'" - and who declared:

It has come to our attention that the trademarks BRAUN and ORAL-B have been adopted and misused on the above mentioned website. Specifically, the use of the client's trademark can be seen at the following:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10535
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9483

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Bootnote

We'd like to point out that The Register in no way supports the use of toothbrush-mounted sex aids and warns that improper deployment of such devices may result in personal injury if not supervised by a trained professional. We also advise LoveHoney that The Register and its vulture logo are protected by trademark, so you can forget that El Reg-branded latex gimp suit. Our lawyers are watching.