10 January 2026

Maybe I Should Make "Apocalypse Watch" a Regular Thing

Yesterday, sheep in Germany, today, vervet monkeys in St. Louis, Missouri.

Some residents in St Louis, Missouri, spotted monkeys roaming their streets this week in a situation that feels like the movie Jumanji come to life.

A handful of monkeys were spotted in north St Louis by residents on Friday.

“The Department of Health has confirmed that multiple monkeys are on the loose around the vicinity of O’Fallon Park in North City. Original reports suggested there were four animals, but we cannot confirm an actual number at this time, only that there is more than one,” Justen Hauser, environmental health bureau chief with the St Louis department of health, said in a statement.

We had the sheep, and now the monkeys, and we also have the Orcas sinking small boats near the Iberian peninsula.

Something odd is going on here. 

2 comments :

Anonymous said...

Don’t forget the whales wearing dead salmon as hats.

Anonymous said...

That's not a sign of the apocalypse, that is just cetacean hi-jinks.

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