Please Stop Mailing Butt Plugs to Bahrain—Boing Boing describing how the US military wants a sex toy firm to stop accepting orders from soldiers who are deployed to the Persian Gulf island nation.
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We regret to inform you that you must no longer ship sex toys to Bahrain, the decidedly conservative island kingdom off the coast of Saudi Arabia. Thousands of U.S. service members stationed at the base there will have to go without or find a local source. The sad news comes from Grace Bennett, proprietor of Canadian sexual wellness shop Bonjibon. She has framed the letter she received from the U.S. Department of Defense asking her to cease and decist.
"Framing the angry letter the American Department of Defense sent my spicy Canadian toy business on behalf of the Kingdom of Bahrain tell me to STOP mailing 🍑🍑🍑 plugs to their American soldiers," she wrote, adding "their soldiers are the ones who ordered them in the first place!"
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