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I have seen the Chernobyl-Inspired Humidifier.

This is even better than the nose snot egg separator.

Also, if you have a 3D printer you can download the STL files and print your own.

You know, there are food 3D printers now, so one could print a Chernobyl birthday cake.

The unit is small 130 mm x 150 mm long x 120 mm , but one could theoretically scale this up larger in your printer.

Also, you can add fragrances, I would suggest RADIUM by Caliber perfume, should you so desire.

Only $80.10 with 3 choices of backlight color.

Such a steal!

As the maker notes:

By pressing the button on the body, a moisture sprayer is activated from the reactor zone along with lights, creating the effect of burning and smoke during the disaster. This is not only a visually impressive spectacle but also a practical function – the model can work as a night light and a humidifier, which is very beneficial for health.

If you feel that this is in bad taste considering the suffering that this brought, I would note that the seller is from the Ukraine.

You can find instructions, and links to the STL models here .