My son Charlie does standup, and I got a text that is a work in progress for his act.
Here's 4 things we know about "The Adjuster," the person who shot UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson:
1. He can bench press the entire weight of America's sorrow.
2. He is an advocate for quality mass transit.
3. He rescued my cat from a tree in 2019.
4. He knows the names of every barista at his favorite cafe and they're always happy to see him.
I do not want my death to be memed mercilessly.
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A member of the Democratic wing of the Democratic party, and a fan of Bernie who thinks Neoliberal (DLC/New Dem) trickle down conomics sucks.Mechanical Engineer with a background in defense, electronics packaging, medical & food equipment, transportation, and manufacturing.
In my spare time (Hah!), I am the developer of the Firefox addon, bbCode for Web Extensions (bbCodeWebEx).
I have two cats, a black cat, and a gray and white long hair cat, who keep me on my toes. (Because he keeps attacking my feet)
I am a Jew and a Zionist, who is married to a woman with exquisitely bad taste in men, and I have two remarkable children with her.
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