The tentative title is Close Encounters with the 3rd Grade.
If you have been living in a cave, you may not know that Donald Trump has picked Florida Congressman, and noted ephebophiliac, Matt Gaetz, has been chosen by Donald Trump as his nominee for Attorney General.
Gaetz announced his immediate retirement from Congress, probably because he get out before the House Ethics Committee dropped its report on allegation of sex with underage girls and human trafficking.
🚨 🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM @PunchbowlNews :
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) November 14, 2024
Rep. Matt Gaetz's (R-Fla.) resignation from Congress came two days before the House Ethics Committee was set to vote on releasing a “highly damaging” report outlining its investigation into the Republican, according to multiple sources…
Gates does seem to be the very modern model of a modern Republican hypocrite. (Someone please Gilbert and Sullivan filk this)
Pity the poor writers at The Onion. This is literally beyond parody.
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