Quote of the Day

I can have my midlife crisis whenever I want!

-Me

Sharon^*and I were watching Iron Chef (Battle Lamb) on TV, and yet ANOTHER advertisement for one of those build your home shows, and they are talking about the next episode, where they will be building Barbie's™ Dream House™ in real life.

My wife complained, "Not another one," referring to the ad, and asked me if I wanted a real-life Barbie's™ Dream House™.

I replied, "No, but I might want her convertible as my midlife crisis car." (Not really, it's the Jaguar E-Type convertible, with a manual transmission.†)

She said, "You're too old for a mid-life crisis." (Ouch)

So I replied with, "I can have my midlife crisis whenever I want!"

I needed to share this.

^*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.
^†Of course a manual transmission. It's a mid-life crisis car. What kind of tool would get their midlife crisis car as an automatic?