Pensioner Urinating on Train Tracks Killed by Flying Cow Launched 100ft into the Air by Carriage
I guess you never know when there will be a cow with your name on it, but "Another man in the area narrowly escaped being caught by the flying animal carcass."
To quote Depeche Mode, "I think that God has a sick sense of humor."
A pensioner was killed in a freak accident when he was struck by a flying cow launched 100ft into the air by an express train.
Shivdayal Sharma, 82, was reportedly urinating next to a train track in the region of Alwar, India, when the incident occurred on April 19.
It's thought the animal was hit by the Vande Bharat express train before landing on Mr Sharma.
Another man in the area narrowly escaped being caught by the flying animal carcass.
Mr Sharma had worked as an electrician at Indian Railways, before retiring 23 years ago, India Today reports.
It really is remarkable how much mischief cows do in our world, heart disease, methane emissions, deforestation in the Amazon basin, and the Great Chicago Fire of 1871.
If I didn't know better, I would think that cows are merely masquerading as slow-moving cud-chewers, and that they are in fact the malevolent agent of some sort of alien empire determined to bring humanity to its knees.
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