04 April 2023

Americans Will Use ANYTHING but the Metric System

So, we're doing last minute cleaning for passover, and we do not want to cook in the kitchen that we just cleaned, and it is late, they roll up the sidewalks in Owings Mills at 10 pm, so headed to the Randallstosn IHOP, which is open 24 hours.

Then we saw this sign, and Charlie quoted the meme in the title.

I am not sure what sort of penguin or what sort of dance. 

For an Emperor Penguin, with a height of between 2.4 and 2.9 cubits, it would have to be a slow dance, but for a smaller penguin, they could be tap dancing, and for really small ones, the could be break dancing in this space.

Let's agree not to discuss Lovecraft's giant albino penguin.

I should note at this point that I have this rule, that I never (ever) pass up an opportunity to evoke the works of the great Bernard "Hap" Kliban:



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