I’m Kind of Surprised That This Took So Long

I read The Dilbert Principle in the last century, and I was convinced that he was a bit of a loony tune, kind of a Shirley McClaine without the song and dance chops, and increasingly in recent years, without McClaine's deft sense of comedy.

Ever since he's gone full time as a cartoonist, he's lost his edge, and increasingly he has stuck his head so far up his ass that he resembles a Klein Bottle.

He's been full MAGAt since 2016, though initiallly he claimed that he merely had some sort of sooper-sekret insight into Trump's idiot savant PR skilz.

Since then, he has doubled down and gone further down that rabbit hole, until last week, when Scott Adams went full racist segregationist on his youtube channel.

Pro-Trump cartoonist Scott Adams pulled the mask all the way off this week, declaring on his podcast that white people should “get the hell away from Black people” while labeling African-Americans as a “hate group.”

Adams, who has written the satirical office comic strip Dilbert for more than three decades, said during his Coffee with Scott Adams online video program that current polling proves that there is “no fixing” the current racial tension in America and that whites should live in largely segregated neighborhoods.

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The Dilbert creator has seemingly embraced more radical positions since first comparing former President Donald Trump to Jesus in late 2015. Since then, he’s openly courted controversy while dipping his toes into far-right culture war battles. Outside of peddling debunked COVID-19 cures, Adams also ludicrously predicted that if Joe Biden won the presidential election, there was a “good chance” Republicans would be hunted down and “dead within a year.”

In response, pretty much every newspaper in the nation dropped him, and his syndicate, Andrews McMeel dumped his flabby white ass.

But all is not lost, everyone's favorite Apartheid Emerald Heir Pedo Guy,™ Elon Musk, who accused the media of being racist against white people.

Such a surprise that a man who created virulently racist workplace at his Tesla Fremont Factory, and responded to allegations of pervasive racism by suggesting that his employees should have thicker skins.

Bald, racist, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.