Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Unicorn Magical Poop Marshmallows?

The horror


This guy gave it a good review

As Anna Russell would say, "I'm not making this up, you know."

I actually saw this in the checkout line at a Dollar Tree, and you can buy this online as well:

These fun candies are great for themed birthday parties! Shaped just like the poop emoticon, each artificially flavored marshmallow candy is swirled with a rainbow of colors - either pink and blue or purple and green. These 3.53-oz. bags contain three servings of Magical Poop Marshmallows with only 100 calories per serving. A fun treat for serving at parties, snacking on after school, and enjoying at the movies!

No.  Just no.

Also, can you imaging the pitch meeting for this?

Oh to be a fly on the wall when someone brought up this idea though.