In a Place that Sounds Like a Disease

My niece Zahva is getting married on Sunday in Suffern, New York, and we are staying in an Airbnb in Teaneck, New Jersey.

I can imagine to a doctor delivering the bad news,  "I'm sorry Mr. Saroff, but you had be been diagnosed with Teaneck, there's nothing we can do."

We are going to hit to the City this weekend, and because we I do not want to upstage the happy couple, I will not be urinating on Ayn Rand's grave, Kensico Cemetery, 273 Lakeview Ave, Valhalla, NY 10595.

Maybe later.