Florida Woman Gets Face Eaten by Leopard

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) October 16, 2015

Yeah, pretty much

Anti-Muslim Republican congressional candidate Laura Loomer says she is sick with the coronavirus. Notably, the outspoken far-right anti-Covid vaccine voice now says, “I am in so much pain.”

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) September 17, 2021

It appears that the the Japanese saying, "ない愚かさはない薬です" is wrong, Covid is the medicine for stupidity

This tweet is from last December. @LauraLoomer now has COVID-19. pic.twitter.com/ERmviDvk9G

— terese hutchinson (@Im_terese_hutch) September 17, 2021

Free burritos for everyone

Right wing islamophobe, anti-vaccine activist, and person most deserving of bad Karma Laura Loomer has a particularly nasty case of Covid-19.

It appears that her previous statements about a bad burrito being worse than Covid are now inoperative:

The far-right, anti-Muslim, anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer says she’s tested positive for the coronavirus, after suffering from severe symptoms that she wrote left her feeling like she “got hit by a bus.”

In a post on the Trumpist social network Gettr, Loomer complained that she started suffering from “fever, chills, a runny nose, sore throat, nausea and severe body aches” on Wednesday that she said felt like “a bad case of the flu... So I took a COVID test and it came back POSITIVE.”

She added: “I have not taken the COVID-19 vaccine, and I don’t plan on ever taking it because it is unsafe and ineffective. Today, I immediately started a treatment of Azithromyacin and Hydroxychloroquine. I’m also taking the OrthoMune dietary supplement.” She said she’s also received the Regeneron antibody treatment used by ex-President Donald Trump.

Last year, Loomer expressed a wish that she could catch COVID to show everyone that it was no big deal. She wrote on Parler in December 2020: “I hope I get COVID just so I can prove to people I’ve had bouts of food poisoning that are more serious and life threatening than a hyped up virus. Have you ever eaten bad fajitas? That will kill you faster than COVID.”

However, in follow-up messages on her Telegram channel late Thursday, she made it clear that she was suffering severe symptoms. “Just pray for me please,” she wrote. “Can’t even begin to explain how brutal the body aches and nausea that come with COVID are. I am in so much pain.”

I'm beginning to think that I should start referring to Covid-19 as "God's justice."

Maybe, there is something wrong with me, because I feel absolutely no sympathy at all.  (Thinks for a bit)  Nope.  This is legitimately funny.