30 January 2014

I am Too Damn Old

I am going to Seattle in 2 weeks (Happy Bat Mitzvah, Eugenia!) and I'm not even thinking about scoring some legal weed.

Some time in the past few years, it seems that I've gotten even duller.

FWIW, I understand that I chose a career that involves peeing in a bottle as a part of the interview process.

One day, I will do the Apple Juice Joke.

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