14 July 2010

The Fed Gets Grimmer

Well, the minutes from the Federal Reserve's June meeting of the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) have been released, and the already grim predictions that they have made for GDP and employment have become even grimmer.

It's time to crank up the helicopters, and literally begin dropping money out of them.

I've run the numbers for this operation, and it would require fewer than 100 of the whirlybirds to accomplish the task.

2 comments :

John Sundman said...

Dood,

You're outdoing yourself lately. I think getting that job has increased your output, paradoxically. Thanks.

Is it time to re-launch that "Hey Hank, buy my shit" website yet?

Matthew G. Saroff said...

Well, being away from home 4 days a week leaves with time on my hands in the evenings, and June, what with starting a new job, and Natalie's Bat Mitzvah, was a mess.

As to dropping money from the sky?  I am an engineer.

My job is not know whether or not it is a good idea, it is to figure out how many of which helicopters are best for the job.

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