I'm no prude, and even though I'll probably never do it again, I understand that boobs are fun to suck on. That's great. Everybody suck more boobs! I just cannot believe that the frigid MPAA was down with this (and still is since the movie is in print and everything!), and that Bo Derek, the sole producer of Tarzan, the Ape Man, was like, "Yes. That time that the monkey rounded second on me is sooooo going in the movie!" This has to be the most line-crossing thing I've ever seen in a film OK'ed by the MPAA. A cursory Google search came up with zero mentions of this, which means I'm either the first person to point out the fucked-upedness of this, or I'm just easily excited. Kind of like that monkey.
Anyway, here's a still. I'm tempted to transcribe this scene and read it for Porn for the Blind or perhaps recreate it with Winston and some peanut butter on my nipple, but I doubt even that would make it more real. My mind is blown forever.
Completely NSFW, though the good folks at the MPAA gave the film an "R" rating.
Really, NSFW, though Bo Derek is very buff, and it reminds us all why she was a sex symbol in the early 1980s.
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