Dana Milbank is a Complete Tool

So, Dana Milbank has one of his Washington Sketch columns in the Kaplan Test Prep Company today, and it's all about how Max Baucus f%$#ing his employee and then recommending that she be made US Attorney isn't a big deal because he is, "just too much of a nerd for a sex scandal to stick."

He then goes on to describe why this should the the strategy of other people involved in sex scandals, including a recent scandal involving a sports figure who is on my list of They Who Must Not Be Named.

You see, it's no news when a sitting Senator sexually harasses an underling while still married, and then tries to get her appointed to a position of trust within the Department of Justice, but some sports figure chasing skirts, that's a big deal.

Needless to say, if it had been a real Dem, instead of Max Baucus, Milbank would have been all over the scandal like US Magazine, but because it's one of the "Moderates," everything is just ducky:

Yet his colleagues jumped to his defense when word got out Friday night -- in contrast to the initial reaction to other senatorial sex scandals. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) immediately announced his "full support" for Baucus.

That's because he's not giving blow jobs in a Minneapolis airport bathroom, wearing diapers, or paying hush-money and diverting campaign funds to his mistress's benefit.

Truth be told, I'm inclined to think that what what John Ensign did was worse: He used both the apparatus of the Senate, and the Apparatus of the Republican Party^* to benefit his mistress and her family, while Baucus banged a chippie who worked for him and recommended her for a plum position^†.

But as to Larry "Wide Stance" Craig, and David "Diaperman" Vitter, these transgressions did not bear on their official duties beyond the hypocrisy angle.

The reason, of course, that Baucus is getting so much support is because there are other Senators out there doing the same thing: i.e. banging staff, not the US Attorney bit, and so the Senate rallies to him, because too many of them have the same vulnerability.

Wanker supreme Dana Milbank rallies to Baucus' side because he's an inside the beltway punk, and because he thinks that he's being witty.

Wanker.

^*It's wrong. I feel schadenfreude because it happened to Republicans, but it's still wrong.
^†Pun intended.