I Love Alan Grayson*

In discussing Cheney's comments on Afghanistan, Grayson says, "Well, my response is -- and by the way, I have trouble listening to what he says sometimes, because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he's talking, but my response is this: He's just angry because the president doesn't shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?"

I love this for two reasons:

• It's wicked funny.
• This, like his "Republicans want you to die", comment, completely marginalizes his opponents by showing who they truly are.

^*In a 110% purely heterosexual kind of way, of course, as the General would say.