Xerox is Doomed, Stages of Grief Edition

It appears Xerox® has unveiled a new logo, thus they are doomed.


For people, there are 5 stages of grief, particularly when one is told that they have a terminal disease:

1. Denial: The initial stage: "It can't be happening."
2. Anger: "Why me? It's not fair."
3. Bargaining: "Just let me live to see my children graduate."
4. Depression: "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"
5. Acceptance: "It's going to be OK."

(taken verbatim from the Wiki)

Businesses that are are terminal go through similar stages, though there are some differences.

Specifically, there is a "their logo, or their name, or both" stage.