Tata Motors to Purchase Jaguar

So it appears that Ford will sell Jaguar and Rover to Tata Motors in India.

When I heard about this, I flashed back to the otherwise forgettable movie, Crazy People, in which Dudley Moore plays an advertising man who flips out, and starts writing completely honest ads.

He does one for Jaguar, he does one that goes:

Jaguar... For guys who want handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know (with accompanying "Yes! I want a hand job!" tear off flyers).

Somehow the juxtaposition of Jaguar and Tata leads me to places I should not be going.

Thankfully, a friend helped (thanks Asta), and I can now conclusively say that their next car will be called the.....


Wait for it.....


Wait for it....


The Bodacious Tata!