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22 March 2026

Headline of the Day

Palantir Is Nazi Cancer
Jim Stewartson, describing how Peter Thiel's monstrous enterprise is successfully inserting itself in the very highest levels of power.

If evil has a face, it is the face of Peter Andreas Thiel, who, when not being a literal vampire, is working to eliminate democracy, strip civil rights from women, and make himself god king.

Peter Thiel founded Palantir. 

Palantir is Nazi cancer. It is metastasizing beyond the point of saving the patient.

This is a metaphor I’m prepared to explain and defend because it’s barely a metaphor at all. We have reached a very bad place; America is dying; and I need to be direct about how serious its condition is.

There are several reports that the former Department of Defense has established Peter Thiel’s surveillance software company Palantir as the “program of record” for all branches of military service. The man who announced it is the Deputy Secretary of Defense, Steve Feinberg, an investment banker worth $5 billion. Feinberg’s company Cerberus has a 5% stake in Bank Leumi, one of Israel’s largest financial institutions. Feinberg is also reportedly close to Peter Thiel.

Palantir was heavily involved in the early stages of the Iran attack, “assisting in identifying and engaging 1,000 targets within the first few hours.” Presumably those targets included the girls’ school in Minab where 168 children were massacred by an American Tomahawk missile based on bad intelligence. Nevertheless, despite the slaughter, Peter Thiel’s long-held dream of being able to kill people at scale has been permanently granted.

Thiel’s Naziphilia has been clear for a very long time. And there is a reason for that. Thiel was raised in the most Nazi town on Earth in the 1970s: Swakopmund, in apartheid-controlled SW Africa (now Namibia). Thiel’s apartheid Christian school—and the town itself—used “Heil Hitler!” as a normal greeting, just as they did in Nazi Germany. Thiel’s father Klaus moved his family to Swakopmund when Peter was a baby to develop a secret uranium mine outside of town—which fed apartheid South Africa’s illegal nuclear weapons program. 

Imagine what it was like to be a young gay boy growing up in a Nazi-soaked apartheid town in southern Africa, and being brought back to the U.S. at ten years old. Peter Thiel has reportedly described the early part of his childhood as being formative in his thinking—about who should have power and who should not.

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When Thiel blamed women’s suffrage for the fact that he “no longer believes freedom and democracy are compatible” 17 years ago, it should have set off alarms across the Defense Department and the intelligence community. When Palantir planned to target Julian Assange and Glenn Greenwald with a psychological operation in 2011—and got caught—the government’s should have ended the relationship.

But despite Thiel’s many years of broadcasting his fascist beliefs—and his plans to overthrow the federal government—America kept feeding the beast.

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Palantir itself is a remarkable story of unremarkable software. Thiel has invested heavily in making the product look cool, but it’s really just standard business intelligence software with AI chatbots bolted on. The main thing that distinguishes Palantir from its competition is its willingness to be totally evil. The IDF, just as one example, used Palantir extensively in its destruction of Gaza, and its genocide of civilians.  

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Thiel’s salesmen for his death-creating product are people like his co-founders, fascist dudebro Joe Lonsdale and nerdish psychopath Alex Karp—and baby-faced Louis Mosley, head of Palantir UK.

Lonsdale is openly fascist, pro-Russian, and pro-violence. In 2015, he was accused of raping a Stanford intern. In 2023, he started a failing “anti-woke university” in Austin with Thiel mouthpiece and now-editor of CBS News, Bari Weiss.

Alex Karp, Palantir’s CEO, has completely absorbed Thiel’s Nazi goals and sees “liberal white women” as the enemy of America:

“This technology disrupts humanities-trained—largely Democratic—voters, and makes their economic power less. And increases the economic power of vocationally trained, working-class, often male, working-class voters…”

Finally, out of everyone in the United Kingdom, Peter Thiel chose Louis Mosley to run Palantir UK, which has taken over the National Health Service, and is getting into business with the British military. Mosley is the only grandson of Oswald Mosley, the most infamous fascist in British history, who was so enamored with the Nazis that he had his wedding at Joseph Goebbels’ house so Hitler could attend. 

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Palantir is just one tooth in the jaws of Peter Thiel—a man obsessed with not just overturning democracy in America but determined to repeal the Enlightenment. He says the last 200 years of history were a huge mistake. Like Epstein, Thiel is obsessed with “young blood,” genetics, eugenics, and transhumanism. He sees dealing with humans as a messy requirement of running a business. But to him, America is just a pile of resources, with a population which needs to be purified, segregated, and purged of undesirables. 

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When Trump leaves office by death or disability—I will be shocked if Trump makes it three more years—there will be nothing in between Peter Thiel and total control of the country. JD Vance was plucked out of Yale by Peter Thiel. Vance has done nothing with his life but live off Thiel’s largesse, including adopting Catholicism after Thiel gave him $15 million. JD Vance is just Thiel’s personal robot. 

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It must be the highest priority of any politician that wishes to save America to remove this metastasis from the body politic. It must be burned out of every corner of the government before the tumor replaces the brain entirely. Peter Thiel is not just cosplaying the Antichrist. As an atheist, I assure you he’s the real thing. 

Mr. Stewartson, tell us how you really feel. 

 

02 February 2026

It's Monday, Jeffrey Epstein Day

Which is kind of like the worst, "Prince Spaghetti Day," ever.

In the past week, I have saved 19(!) articles for potential discussions.  Some are duplicative, so I will not be using them all. 

The lede here, as it is the most surprising, and perhaps important revelation, was that Trump's nominee to head the Federal Reserve was repeatedly on the list.

The new Jeffrey Epstein files released on Friday include "nauseating" details about President Donald Trump's pick to lead the Federal Reserve, according to one GOP analyst.

Rick Wilson, co-founder of The Lincoln Project, wrote in a new Substack essay on Sunday that the January 30 Epstein files dump included details about Kevin Warsh, who Trump recently announced as his pick to replace Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell in May. Wilson argued that Warsh's name appeared in the files "like a bad penny."

"It is a bit of timing so on-the-nose it would be rejected by a mediocre political thriller," Wilson wrote. "Warsh, a man whose resume reads like a checklist for the Davos-and-Hamptons set, isn’t just a “Wall Street veteran” or an Estée Lauder heir by marriage; he is now a recurring character in the Epstein ledger."

I'm pretty sure that someone in the White House is looking for another Trump toady to nominate, just in case.

 

Ghislaine Maxwell has filed papers saying that there are at least 29 other co-conspirators that the Department of Justice let walk away.

Ghislaine Maxwell may be locked up in the Club Med version of a Texas prison, but she just lobbed a rhetorical grenade straight into the middle of Washington’s most awkward silence.

Buried in a habeas petition that Maxwell recently filed in court, hoping to void her conviction, the convicted associate of Jeffrey Epstein references four potential “co-conspirators” and “25 men” who allegedly reached “secret settlements” connected to Epstein’s abuse—and were never indicted.

Which immediately raises the question Pam Bondi and her Department of Justice desperately want to avoid answering: Who are these men, and why are they still being protected?

(emphasis original)

The answer here is easy: No one was pursued beyond Epstein ecause, to quote the composer (not the political scientist) Frank Wilhoit, "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

If there is anything in the Trump administration that even remotely approaches a deeply held belief, it is that rich white guys should suffer no consequences, ever.

Did you know that Elon Musk is so pathetic that he  begged for an invite to Epstein Island?

This was years after Epstein was convicted of sex crimes. 

What a miserable excuse for a human being.

Somehow, Elon Musk’s infamous outburst accusing Donald Trump of being in the Epstein files has managed to age both incredibly well and incredibly poorly.

Trump, as you’re probably well aware by now, has featured quite a bit in the DOJ’s ongoing releases of documents from its investigation into the deceased sex criminal and billionaire financier.

But now so does Musk, after the government released a new batch of millions of more files on Friday. They show that Musk had more than a few email exchanges with Epstein, including one correspondence where he asks to visit the convicted sex trafficker’s notorious island, where he allegedly brought dozens of underage girls to be abused.

“Will be in the BVI/St Bart’s area over the holidays,” Musk wrote in an email sent to Epstein in December 2013, referring to the region near Epstein’s Caribbean island. “Is there a good time to visit?”

“Anytime I will be there 28-7th,” Epstein responded the same day, with his characteristically thick layer of typographic errors.

“I will send heli for you,” he later added.

“Thanks,” Musk said.

The exchanges — which took place years after Epstein was first convicted of sex crimes against underage girls in 2008 — clearly contradict Musk’s claims about his relationship with Epstein in the past, which he has spent years downplaying. In 2019, he told Vanity Fair that he visited Epstein’s Manhattan house only on a single occasion, and just for half an hour. And the way he tells it, that was that. “He tried repeatedly to get me to visit his island. I declined,” Musk insisted.

Musk has firmly held that line ever since. For that matter, so has his chatbot Grok. But according to the newly released emails, Musk wasn’t declining Epstein’s invitations: he was inviting himself over.

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Even more damningly in December 2012, Musk sent an email practically begging Epstein for an invitation to some debauchery.

“Do you have any parties planned? I’ve been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose,” Musk wrote. He added that “a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I’m looking for.”

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Those were far from the only times the pair made plans. In April 2013, Epstein asked Musk if he’d be around to have “dinner with woody allen and crowd at my house,” referring to the influential filmmaker and actor who’s also been accused of child sex abuse. Musk replied that he “might be in town.”

Epstein also invited Musk to his island in September 2012, recommending he “bring your friend or friends.”

“Sounds good,” Musk wrote, “I will try to make it.”

And at least one email suggests the two had actually gotten together at one point. In September 2014, Epstein asked Elon, “are=you planning to do st barth again for xmas?” (St. Barth is Saint Barthélemy, where Musk has reportedly vacationed in the past.) 

I would be remiss if I did not quote the head in a Gizmodo article, "Don’t You Dare ‘Misinterpret’ Elon Musk’s Epstein Emails. Just the Facts Are Bad Enough."

In addition to the Apartheid Era Emerald Heir Pedo Guy™, we have numerous reports of rich and powerful people who continued to party with Epstein after his conviction, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (former Prince Andrew), Bill Gates, Richard Branson, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, NY Giants Owner Steve Tisch, Sergey Brinwhite shoe Wall Street Lawyer Brad Karp, private equity mogul Leon Black, recently hired CBS contributor and health influencer Peter Attia, 2028 LA Olympic Chairman Casey Wasserman, NY real estate magnate (and major Andrew Cumo donor) Andrew Farkas 

And of course, literal vampire Peter Thiel plotted with Epstein for various purposes, including his ultimately attempt to extract his revenge on Gawker.

Meanwhile, why the Department of Justice did their best to protect Donald Trump and the rest of the rich white guys, they somehow managed to include the names, and in some cases nude pictures, of Epstein's victims.

The Justice Department published dozens of unredacted nude images on its website, showing young women or possibly teenagers whose photos were contained in files related to the wealthy sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

As part of its required disclosure of the Epstein files, the federal government was tasked with redacting both sexually explicit imagery and information that could be used to identify victims.

But in the process of reviewing more than three million pages uploaded to the Justice Department’s website on Friday, The New York Times came across nearly 40 unredacted images that appeared to be part of a personal photo collection, showing both nude bodies and the faces of the people portrayed. 

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Other victims have expressed outrage that their names and other identifying information have been found in the files. Brittany Henderson, a lawyer for one woman who was identified in the files even though she had not previously been linked publicly to Mr. Epstein, called the redaction failures “abhorrent.” 

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The redactions at times appear haphazard and contradictory, with some files shielding someone’s name and a duplicate file elsewhere making the name public. One email described an “Epstein victim list” but then left dozens of subsequent names exposed, except for one that was redacted. 

I do not believe that this was an accident.  I believe that this was an attempt by the Trump Administration to frighten and silence Epstein's victims. 

I wish that I had the guillotine concession for the lot of them.

21 November 2025

What Does He Know?

Venture capitalist and Literal vampire Peter Thiel just dumped all of his Nvidia holdings.

Either he is attempting some sort of stock manipulation ploy, or he has advance knowledge of some sort of improprieties in the AI financial ecosystem that will result in a major sell-off.

In either case, I expect to see a crash, and I expect Peter Thiel to make out like a raped ape:  

Peter Thiel’s hedge fund Thiel Macro LLC sold its stake in Nvidia Corp. during the third quarter, marking yet another retreat from investments in the world’s leading provider of artificial intelligence chips.

The fund offloaded its entire position of 537,742 shares in the Santa Clara, California-based chipmaker — a holding that would have been worth about $100 million based on the closing price from Sept. 30. The Thiel Macro fund now counts Apple Inc., Microsoft Corp. and a reduced stake in Tesla Inc. as its main bets, according to a 13F filing.

Thiel’s move comes at a time of rising concerns about the AI exuberance that turned Nvidia into the world’s most valuable company. Hedge fund manager Michael Burry has emerged as perhaps the highest-profile critic, disclosing bearish wagers against both Nvidia and AI-powered software developer Palantir Technologies Inc. A series of circular, multibillion-dollar deals between AI chipmakers, startups, data center operators and others across the tech ecosystem have further stoked concerns that the industry is propping up itself.

Call me a cynic, but I'm inclined to believe that whatever he is doing, it is probably illegal.

15 November 2025

So Not Surprised

It appears, at least according to the headline, that the, "CEO of Palantir Says He Spends a Large Amount of Time Talking to Nazis."

Given that Palantir founder and literal vampire Peter Thiel spent some of his youth growing up in a Namibian Town controlled by South Africa where they literally greeted each other with Nazi salutes, this could just refer to his talking his boss, but he's referring to other Nazis, ones who proudly carry the label.

While you were busy wasting your time listening to podcasts and doomscrolling on your phone, one of America’s leading AI overlords was educating himself by talking to Nazis.

This was the startling admission made by Alex Karp, cofounder and CEO of the software company Palantir, a company that’s come under increasingly heavy scrutiny for its growing role as a provider of AI-powered surveillance technology to the military and government.

In an interview with podcaster Molly O’Shea published this week, Karp, who has Jewish heritage, was discussing German culture and his time in the country before going on a tangent about how outrageous it is that people online “laud the Nazis.” Then he fessed up to something even more eyebrow-raising.

“I spend a lot of time talking to Nazis,” Karp said, implying that this is an ongoing pastime of his. “Like, real Nazis,” he emphasized.

Karp explained that it was his way of “understanding what made them tick,” before making an ironic observation.

“Part of the crazy thing about people who laud the Nazis nowadays is there’s not a single Nazi that would ever have included them in their movement and would have shipped them off to the camps quicker maybe than they shipped me off to the camps!” he chuckled.

Proving that he does not understand Nazis.  They were pathetic losers.  Just look at Horst Wessel, or Goebbels, or Himmler, or Goering.

They were not only morally bankrupt, they were pathetic nerds living out a revenge porn fantasy.  (Something that they have in common with Ayn Rand's fans)

He's talking to Nazis because he wants to talk to Nazis.  That is all you need to know. 

 

15 September 2025

Linkage

It was aboriginal Americans who mined copper, any suggestion otherwise are an attempted "Enwhitement" of history:

22 August 2025

The Vampire Loses

Peter Thiel, (remenber he is a literal vampire) and his private stalking company Palantir, just took a loss on an attempt by Colorado lawmakers to give him immunity from lawsuits.

It appears that the good folks at Lever News got wind of this, and published a story about this, and suddenly people are running away from the plan.

A bipartisan group of lawmakers pushing stealth legislation to shield artificial intelligence giants from lawsuits abruptly backtracked and voted to defang the provision hours after it was exposed by The Lever.

In Democratic-controlled Colorado, Gov. Jared Polis (D) had called an emergency legislative session to force lawmakers to consider initiatives rolling back parts of the state’s first-in-the-nation artificial intelligence regulations. One of the bills up for consideration included a seemingly innocuous line that experts say in practice could have prohibited district attorneys, watchdog groups, and citizens from filing consumer-protection lawsuits against AI giants. 

That includes Denver-based Palantir Technologies, a surveillance-tech giant cofounded by one of President Donald Trump’s biggest billionaire boosters that the Trump administration has reportedly hired to compile data on Americans, prompting privacy concerns.

Hours after The Lever’s report on the provision, the legislation was amended to explicitly state that it will not interfere “with rights available to consumers pursuant to” the section of the Colorado Protection Act that allows individuals to bring AI-related lawsuits under the law.

 

29 July 2025

The World Has Become a Slightly Better Place

Because Terry Bollea has died at the age of 81.

He is probably better known by his stage name, Hulk Hogan.

A face (hero) inside the ring, and a heel outside of the ring, who colluded with literal vampire Peter Thiel to destroy Gawker, narked on unionization efforts in pro wrestling to Vince McMahon, and was caught spewing racist rants on video

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Reports of Bollea's poor health were first circulated by the radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge Clem. Followers of Bollea's post-wrestling career will recall that Clem and Bollea were once good friends and sometimes appeared together on Clem's Tampa-area radio show. In 2012, the two made headlines when Gawker reported that Clem had recorded a clandestine video of his wife, Heather, having sex with Bollea. A separate recording that became public years later captured Bollea making vile and racist remarks while in conversation with Heather.

Can I say here that any scandal involving, "Bubba the Love Sponge Clem," is going to appeal to me

Gawker published short edited clips from the video, and Bollea, backed financially by vampiric futurist freak Peter Thiel, sued Gawker's parent company for $100 million. A hometown Florida jury ruled in Bollea's favor. The fallout of this lawsuit led inexorably to the destruction of Gawker Media, the eventual rise of Jim Spanfeller as a cut-rate villain of the final chapter of the blog era, and, well, the establishment of this very website.

Bollea eventually seated himself, unsurprisingly, as a champion of Donald Trump's MAGA movement. He also managed the neat trick of retaining enough general public goodwill from his early wrestling days that it has rarely been considered particularly controversial or damaging to one's reputation to express ongoing affection for his Hulk Hogan character, despite all that has been learned about the performer. That is not to say that his shtick worked on everyone: At his final WWE appearance, at a Monday Night Raw event back in January, Bollea, in his Hogan character, was booed relentlessly by a Los Angeles crowd. But in a sign of his cultural resilience, and the broad mainstream acceptance of ideas and behaviors that a saner society might otherwise consider grounds for literal exile, he was then invited onto ESPN's most popular show to talk about the experience with the network's most prominent media personality.

Fundamentally, if Hulk Hogan had never existed, someone else would have been the face, and maybe they wouldn't have been Thiel's stooge and wouldn't have betrayed unionization efforts. 

29 June 2025

Ecch (Tweet) of the Day


We need to remember that Peter Thiel has plans to be a literal vampire, so the idea that he is a some sort of mythic avatar of evil is not as strange as one might thing.

Certainly his work on AI and various projects that relating to war and surveillance would imply that he is at least antichrist adjacent.

You know, the neighbor of the beast, as opposed to the number of the beast. 

I would note that Thiel, much like his fellow "PayPal Mafia" member Elon Musk, appears to have gone off the deep end in a rather similar manner they both seem to manifest the same sort of insane libertarian eschatology. 

In Musk's case, it's, "Flee to Mars to save humanity," and in Thiel's case, it's, "Some bureaucrat is the antichrist because he wants to keep people safe."

05 June 2025

Apparently, I Am Not Sufficiently Cynical

I knew that part of the remit of the Apartheid Era Emerald Heir Pedo Guy™ and his evil DOGE minions was to break down walls between all government databases in order to create a panopticon, but I did not expect them to outsource the data analysis to literal vampire Peter Thiel.  (I mean literal.  He has been involved with efforts to consume the blood of young people to extend his own life)

Once again, reality has outdone the worst than I can imagine:

In March, President Trump signed an executive order calling for the federal government to share data across agencies, raising questions over whether he might compile a master list of personal information on Americans that could give him untold surveillance power.

Mr. Trump has not publicly talked about the effort since. But behind the scenes, officials have quietly put technological building blocks into place to enable his plan. In particular, they have turned to one company: Palantir, the data analysis and technology firm.

The Trump administration has expanded Palantir’s work across the federal government in recent months. The company has received more than $113 million in federal government spending since Mr. Trump took office, according to public records, including additional funds from existing contracts as well as new contracts with the Department of Homeland Security and the Pentagon. (This does not include a $795 million contract that the Department of Defense awarded the company last week, which has not been spent.)

Representatives of Palantir are also speaking to at least two other agencies — the Social Security Administration and the Internal Revenue Service — about buying its technology, according to six government officials and Palantir employees with knowledge of the discussions.

The push has put a key Palantir product called Foundry into at least four federal agencies, including D.H.S. and the Health and Human Services Department. Widely adopting Foundry, which organizes and analyzes data, paves the way for Mr. Trump to easily merge information from different agencies, the government officials said.

Un-dirtyword-believable. 

21 April 2025

Grows on You ……… Like a Fungus

I am referring, of course to Peter Thiel, who is attempting to privatize and loot the $700 billion Treasury internal payments system. (Basically, the federal government equivalent of company credit cards)

There is already a system which works, and is cheaper than the private alternative, but Pete Thiel needs a few trillion dollars to enslave human subjects for his life extension technology.  (I have mentioned before that Thiel is literally a vampire wannabee?)

One of the most important stories in some time came out two days ago. But with so much else going it didn’t get quite as much attention as it should have. It’s from ProPublica. And it’s about a Peter Thiel-backed start up called Ramp. It’s a corporate credit card processing outfit. The game here is pretty straightforward. Trump and Musk are looking to hand some or all of the government’s $700 billion internal expense card program (SmartPay) over to Ramp. A bunch of the meetings were organized by Josh Gruenbaum, a private equity guy who Trump and Musk installed as chief acquisitions officer at the GSA. (He was also the lead signatory on the demand letter to Harvard we’re now told, as of last night, was accidentally sent. So Gruenbaum’s got a lot going on.) Ramp’s value add is supposed to be the use of AI to monitor spending.

The overall picture is a standard one: Come in, take over the data and financial architecture; discredit it by having your media arms dish out mountains of phony stories about fraud and abuse; fire all the employees and hand a cash-drenched, sweetheart contract to yours and your friends company.

It really is amazing how much all of these Ayn Rand worshiping individualists are spending every working moment trying to steal from the rest of us.

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Now, yesterday I heard that a new DOGEr, named Roland Tenglong Shen, showed up (remotely) at the Treasury Department’s Bureau of Fiscal Service (BFS) and was hastily granted access to the Bureau’s systems. (Way faster than normal onboarding rules allow.) The focus of his access appears to be something called the Payment Analytics Cloud Environment (PACE) which is itself part of Disbursement And Debt Management Analytics Platform (DDMAP). I’m told it all came together very fast yesterday. At first I thought this might have something to do with DOGE’s new “Defend the Spend” program, which I mentioned last night and was discussed in an article in the Post. The timing seemed to come together very nicely.

But when I got around to googling Shen’s name this morning, that told a different story. Roland Shen works for Ramp. Right, the Thiel and Kushner family-backed company trying to land that motherlode payment processing contract.

In any case, back in the old days civil servants chose contractors and there was supposed to be a process of competitive bidding, though no bid contracts could come together in some circumstances. But if your company’s wants the contract, it certainly helps to have an employee literally scoping out at the environment in advance.

If fraud, bribery, and securities statutes had been properly enforced against the Silly-Con Valley tech bros, many of these folks would be enjoying that hip new theme park ride, the, "Orange is the New Black Experience."

15 August 2024

Call Your Congresscritter and Support This

I am talking about the  Fourth Amendment Is Not for Sale Act (H.R.4639) which bans government agencies from purchasing personally identifiable information (PII) that would otherwise require a warrant or a subpoena.

Ending the loophole that allows for some of the most egregious abuses of civil rights and the right to privacy by the state is a good thing.

The cherry on top is that it would put a stake through the heart of literal vampire. Peter Thiel's Palantir commercial spying technology group.

Anything that is bad for Peter Thiel is good for the rest of us:

Despite opposition from the White House and law enforcement agencies across the United States, a bipartisan bill that recently was passed by the House that would ban the government from buying Americans’ personally identifiable information (PII) from data brokers and aggregators, the bill suddenly is getting renewed attention in the Senate in the wake of a massive security breach that has put gigabytes of information on possibly millions of individuals at risk.

With the support of top Democrats who usually are in lockstep with the Democrat administration of President Joe Biden, the Fourth Amendment Is Not for Sale Act, which was passed in the House by a 219-199 vote, takes aim at closing the data-broker loophole in the law that allow governments to buy data they would otherwise need a warrant to obtain.

Data brokers are companies that buy, aggregate, disclose, and sell billions of data elements on Americans with virtually no oversight and little financial incentive to protect the data they collect.

First introduced in the Senate in April 2021, a nearly identical bill is now being reconsidered in the Senate after its companion bill was passed in the House. And it’s getting much closer attention now in the Senate since disclosure last week of the hack of the computer systems of Florida-based data broker National Public Data that compromised more than 200 gigabytes of nearly 3 billion records containing the PII of an unknown number of “U.S., Canadian, and British citizens.” It’s being described as the biggest breach of PII on record.

The information that government entities have long been able to buy from companies like National Public Data is data that’s been acquired by data brokers and aggregators from common applications, the “scrapping” of publicly accessible websites, and public and commercial databases, all without users realizing it. The data is then used by governments, law enforcement and tax agencies, prisons, even bounty hunters, to do things like track a person’s location without a warrant or probable cause — or even suspicion that anyone in the dataset had done anything wrong.

Of course, law enforcement, intelligence agencies, and the executive branch would say that there is nothing to worry about, because they would never abuse this power.

Mitigating against this argument is history, which shows that law enforcement, intelligence agencies, and the executive branch will ALWAYS abuse such a power.

Much of the business in this space, with Palantir being the apotheosis of this, make their business serving government agencies that want to evade the law and the constitution.

Shut them down.

12 August 2024

Looks Like the Literal Vampire Will Be Seeing Some Sunlight

It appears that the selection of JD Vance as Trump's running mate has resulted in increased scrutiny of Peter Thiel.

In this case, the Washington Post does a deep dive into how Vance is a creation of the #2 weirdo PayPal Guy who came from Apartheid South Africa.  (There are actually 4 of them who grew up in Apartheid South Africa)

One rather hopes that Thiel's extreme toxicity eventually makes him unacceptable to the tech bros and venture capitalists, but I would not hold my breath on this:

In the weeks before former president Donald Trump announced his vice-presidential pick, some of tech’s biggest names launched a quiet campaign to push for one of their own: Ohio Sen. JD Vance.

The former president fielded repeated calls from tech entrepreneur David Sacks, Palantir adviser Jacob Helberg and billionaire venture capitalist Peter Thiel, Vance’s former employer and mentor, imploring him to add the onetime Silicon Valley investor to the ticket, according to three people familiar with the entreaties, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the private conversations.

Vance’s most forceful Silicon Valley advocates are euphoric about the former Never Trumper’s rise in the GOP. They see Vance as their emissary in Washington, spreading a doctrine that government and entrenched corporate giants from Google to Lockheed Martin stifle innovation, while nimble, bold-thinking start-ups — especially their own — can propel the national interest. And while the ascension of Vice President Harris has invigorated many left-leaning tech leaders, some in Thiel’s network would stand to benefit from having Vance in the White House — a new asset for venture capitalists who until recently shunned Washington. 
These VCs have never shunned Washington.  The entire tech infrastructure is predicated on aggressive and extensive government subsidies.

Thiel made him wealthy, setting him up to invest in companies that became popular with the MAGA set. He shepherded Vance’s entry into politics, bankrolling, alongside other Silicon Valley donors, his successful bid for the U.S. Senate in 2022.

“For Peter,” said one of the people familiar with his thinking, “Vance is a generational bet.”

The expansion of IP over the past generation has been a tax on the rest of us to pay them, and Peter Thiel's Palantir is largely dependent on government contracts. (And then there is the whole think where the government allowed PayPal to operate as a bank without having to follow banking regulations, but I digress.)

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Thiel made him wealthy, setting him up to invest in companies that became popular with the MAGA set. He shepherded Vance’s entry into politics, bankrolling, alongside other Silicon Valley donors, his successful bid for the U.S. Senate in 2022.

“For Peter,” said one of the people familiar with his thinking, “Vance is a generational bet.” 

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The Biden administration, by contrast, has infuriated tech leaders by hindering the crypto industry, attempting to regulate AI and challenging corporate acquisitions — a key path for start-up founders to cash in. Sacks, Musk, Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale, Sequoia Capital’s Doug Leone and founders of the prominent venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz have all thrown in with Trump and are donating large sums to a pro-Trump PAC.

Oh, the poor dears.  They want to pump and dump their garbage to the general public, and the government is finally looking at what they do.

Now they want their stooge in the White House to make their lives even easier.

F%$# them with Cheney's Dick.

*I really mean that literally. Thiel is trying to extend his life span, and one of the schemes that he invested in is a startup proposing the use of the blood of young people.

 

04 August 2024

JD Vance Is Worse than You Think

Short version is two words, "Peter Thiel."

The longer version is that Vance is entirely a creation of Peter Thiel, a right winger enamored with the delusions of Ayn Rand, part of the "PayPal Mafia," and a literal vampire.

When one looks at at Vance's pre-Senate career it is a nearly record of failure where he has continued onto new projects only because of the support of his patron.

Peter Thiel is one of the few public figures out there who is indisputably worse than Donald Trump:

When political observers describe J.D. Vance as “weird,” what they usually mean is the Republican vice-presidential nominee’s ranting about childless people, his extremism on questions like abortion and divorce, or perhaps his choice of eye makeup.

But there is a deeper level to Vance’s political weirdness that places him amid the most sinister forces in the nation today – and calls into question the supposed patriotism that motivates him and the “America First” movement he and Donald Trump now represent. To understand what Vance really stands for, and why his ideology is so distant from the Constitutional democracy he has sworn to uphold as a United States senator, it is necessary to examine the chief sponsor of his political and business career: a Silicon Valley billionaire named Peter Thiel.

Born in Germany and raised in South Africa, Thiel made his enormous fortune as a venture capitalist and executive in tech companies such as PayPal and Palantir. Attracted from an early age to far-right ideologues like the addled author Ayn Rand, the tech mogul has identified himself as a “conservative libertarian” and a critic of democratic systems. Not so long ago, he was heard to say that democracy and freedom – or at least his idea of “freedom” – are no longer compatible.

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It isn’t hard to imagine that Thiel, who has financed research aimed at human immortality, [Thiel has funded the use of young people's blood to extend human life, literal vampirism] envisions himself as one of those godlike rulers. Does Vance agree with Thiel’s jaundiced view of democracy? Does he push crypto because digital finance will allow billionaires and their businesses to evade taxes and launder money? Does he look forward to a plutocratic dystopia replacing our republic?

No doubt the embattled Republican veep nominee would deny any such disturbing views. Yet Thiel isn’t the only ultra-reactionary influence on Vance. The Ohio senator has also endorsed Curtis Yarvin, a cranky computer programmer who says America needs “a national CEO, or what’s called a dictator,” and embraced Rod Dreher, an American writer who now serves the illiberal regime of Hungarian autocrat Viktor Orban.

JD Vance is a real horror show.

The only question is how to couch his awfulness in appropriate terms.  (Pun intended)

15 July 2024

Vance, Huh?

Why on earth would Donald Trump choose someone like JD Vance as his running mate?

Vance is a serial exaggerator, a hypocrite, a narcissistic manipulator, and corrupt, so why would Trump  ……… Oh, now I get it.

It's like he is running with the son he never had, because no one in their right mind would run with the sons that he DOES have:

Senator J.D. Vance of Ohio, Donald J. Trump’s newly chosen running mate, has made a shift from the Trump critic he was when he first entered politics to the loyalist he is today. It was a shift both in style and substance: Now, on topics as disparate as trade and Ukraine, Mr. Vance is closely aligned with Mr. Trump.
In some ways, Vance may be worse than Trump, because he is in the pocket of literal vampire Peter Thiel.

30 June 2024

There is a Racist Thread Running Through Silicon Valley

As further corruption by Sam Bankman-Fried and FTX unwinds as a result of its bankruptcy, we have found that he diverted funds to the racist advocacy group Litecone. (H/T Atrios)

Lightcone claims that they are into "Longtermism" and "Effective Altruism", but it appears that their real mission is to create a scientific and philosophical gloss for bigotry.

(on edit) I feel compelled to add my conclusion at the beginning, what we see here is not just a cabal of bigots, but rather an exclusive club where the price of admission (in addition to a few years at Stanford and/or growing up white in Apartheid South Africa) is subscribing to a toxic mix of Ayn Rand, eugenics, and racism.

So, I went down an FTX bankruptcy rabbit hole, and here we go:

Multiple events hosted at a historic former hotel in Berkeley, California, have brought together people from intellectual movements popular at the highest levels in Silicon Valley while platforming prominent people linked to scientific racism, the Guardian reveals.

But because of alleged financial ties between the non-profit that owns the building – Lightcone Infrastructure (Lightcone) – and jailed crypto mogul Sam Bankman-Fried, the administrators of FTX, Bankman-Fried’s failed crypto exchange, are demanding the return of almost $5m that new court filings allege were used to bankroll the purchase of the property.

During the last year, Lightcone and its director, Oliver Habryka, have made the $20m Lighthaven Campus available for conferences and workshops associated with the “longtermism”, “rationalism” and “effective altruism” (EA) communities, all of which often see empowering the tech sector, its elites and its beliefs as crucial to human survival in the far future.

At these events, movement influencers rub shoulders with startup founders and tech-funded San Francisco politicians – as well as people linked to eugenics and scientific racism.

Since acquiring the Lighthaven property – formerly the Rose Garden Inn – in late 2022, Lightcone has transformed it into a walled, surveilled compound without attracting much notice outside the subculture it exists to promote.

So, what bigots are they promoting?

Well, they had a conference, and:

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Alongside these guests, however, were advertised a range of more extreme figures.

One, Jonathan Anomaly, published a paper in 2018 entitled Defending Eugenics, which called for a “non-coercive” or “liberal eugenics” to “increase the prevalence of traits that promote individual and social welfare”. The publication triggered an open letter of protest by Australian academics to the journal that published the paper, and protests at the University of Pennsylvania when he commenced working there in 2019. (Anomaly now works at a private institution in Quito, Ecuador, and claims on his website that US universities have been “ideologically captured”.)

Another, Razib Khan, saw his contract as a New York Times opinion writer abruptly withdrawn just one day after his appointment had been announced, following a Gawker report that highlighted his contributions to outlets including the paleoconservative Taki’s Magazine and anti-immigrant website VDare.

The Michigan State University professor Stephen Hsu, another billed guest, resigned as vice-president of research there in 2020 after protests by the MSU Graduate Employees Union and the MSU student association accusing Hsu of promoting scientific racism.

Brian Chau, executive director of the “effective accelerationist” non-profit Alliance for the Future (AFF), was another billed guest. A report last month catalogued Chau’s long history of racist and sexist online commentary, including false claims about George Floyd, and the claim that the US is a “Black supremacist” country. “Effective accelerationists” argue that human problems are best solved by unrestricted technological development.

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Several controversial guests were also present at Manifest 2023, also held at Lighthaven, including rightwing writer Hanania, whose pseudonymous white-nationalist commentary from the early 2010s was catalogued last August in HuffPost, and Malcolm and Simone Collins, whose EA-inspired pro-natalism – the belief that having as many babies as possible will save the world – was detailed in the Guardian last month.

The Collinses were, along with Razib Khan and Jonathan Anomaly, featured speakers at the eugenicist Natal Conference in Austin last December, as previously reported in the Guardian.

Daniel HoSang, a professor of American studies at Yale University and a part of the Anti-Eugenics Collective at Yale, said: “The ties between a sector of Silicon Valley investors, effective altruism and a kind of neo-eugenics are subtle but unmistakable. They converge around a belief that nearly everything in society can be reduced to markets and all people can be regarded as bundles of human capital.”

HoSang added: “From there, they anoint themselves the elite managers of these forces, investing in the ‘winners’ as they see fit.”

“The presence of Stephen Hsu here is particularly alarming,” HoSang concluded. “He’s often been a bridge between fairly explicit racist and antisemitic people like Ron Unz, Steven Sailer and Stefan Molyneux and more mainstream figures in tech, investment and scientific research, especially around human genetics.”

And then there is a string revealed in a random link:

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Prediction markets are a long-held enthusiasm in the EA and rationalism subcultures, and billed guests included personalities like Scott Siskind, AKA Scott Alexander, founder of Slate Star Codex; misogynistic George Mason University economist Robin Hanson; and Eliezer Yudkowsky, founder of the Machine Intelligence Research Institute (Miri).

 That link for Scott Siskind, is to a 2021 article about a blog/discussion space called, as is noted here, "Slate Star Codex."

It was shut down after this story, and later reestablished under a different name.

So, what is Slate Star Codex?

The website had a homely, almost slapdash design with a light blue banner and a strange name: Slate Star Codex.

It was nominally a blog, written by a Bay Area psychiatrist who called himself Scott Alexander (a near anagram of Slate Star Codex). It was also the epicenter of a community called the Rationalists, a group that aimed to re-examine the world through cold and careful thought.

In a style that was erudite, funny, strange and astoundingly verbose, the blog explored everything from science and medicine to philosophy and politics to the rise of artificial intelligence. It challenged popular ideas and upheld the right to discuss contentious issues. This might involve a new take on the genetics of depression or criticism of the #MeToo movement. As a result, the conversation that thrived at the end of each blog post — and in related forums on the discussion site Reddit — attracted an unusually wide range of voices.

There is a whole lot of corrosive sh%$ that is covered under, "An unusually wide range of voices."

“It is the one place I know of online where you can have civil conversations among people with a wide range of views,” said David Friedman, an economist and legal scholar who was a regular part of the discussion. Fellow commenters on the site, he noted, represented a wide cross-section of viewpoints. “They range politically from communist to anarcho-capitalist, religiously from Catholic to atheist, and professionally from a literal rocket scientist to a literal plumber — both of whom are interesting people.”

The voices also included white supremacists and neo-fascists. The only people who struggled to be heard, Dr. Friedman said, were “social justice warriors.” They were considered a threat to one of the core beliefs driving the discussion: free speech.
Yeah, it's all wokeness. That's the problem.

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Slate Star Codex was a window into the Silicon Valley psyche. There are good reasons to try and understand that psyche, because the decisions made by tech companies and the people who run them eventually affect millions.

And Silicon Valley, a community of iconoclasts, is struggling to decide what’s off limits for all of us.

Yeah, that's reassuring.

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The allure of the ideas within Silicon Valley is what made Scott Alexander, who had also written under his given name, Scott Siskind, and his blog essential reading.

But in late June of last year, when I approached Mr. Siskind to discuss the blog, it vanished.

Because the Randroid racist coffee klatch is profoundly allergic to the light.

To quote P.C. Hodgell, "That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be."

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The roots of Slate Star Codex trace back more than a decade to a polemicist and self-described A.I. researcher named Eliezer Yudkowsky, who believed that intelligent machines could end up destroying humankind. He was a driving force behind the rise of the Rationalists.

The Rationalists saw themselves as people who applied scientific thought to almost any topic. This often involved “Bayesian reasoning,” a way of using statistics and probability to inform beliefs.

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But it was the other stuff that made the Rationalists feel like outliers. They were “easily persuaded by weird, contrarian things,” said Robin Hanson, a professor of economics at George Mason University who helped create the blogs that spawned the Rationalist movement. “Because they decided they were more rational than other people, they trusted their own internal judgment.”

So, they are arrogant.

Of course arrogance does not inevitably lead to bigotry, though I would argue that this sort of arrogance is required for white supremacy and the like.

Many Rationalists embraced “effective altruism,” an effort to remake charity by calculating how many people would benefit from a given donation. Some embraced the online writings of “neoreactionaries” like Curtis Yarvin, who held racist beliefs and decried American democracy. They were mostly white men, but not entirely.

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Last June, as I was reporting on the Rationalists and Slate Star Codex, I called Sam Altman, chief executive of OpenAI, an artificial intelligence lab backed by a billion dollars from Microsoft. He was effusive in his praise of the blog.

(emphasis mine)

So, I've always wondered how Altman, who has an unbroken record of failure, his social media idea was a privacy nightmare and a failure, he was removed as president of Y Combinator for self dealing and a toxic management style, etc.

Now I think that I see:

It was, he said, essential reading among “the people inventing the future” in the tech industry.

Mr. Altman, who had risen to prominence as the president of the start-up accelerator Y Combinator, moved on to other subjects before hanging up. But he called back. He wanted to talk about an essay that appeared on the blog in 2014.

The essay was a critique of what Mr. Siskind, writing as Scott Alexander, described as “the Blue Tribe.” In his telling, these were the people at the liberal end of the political spectrum whose characteristics included “supporting gay rights” and “getting conspicuously upset about sexists and bigots.”

But as the man behind Slate Star Codex saw it, there was one group the Blue Tribe could not tolerate: anyone who did not agree with the Blue Tribe. “Doesn’t sound quite so noble now, does it?” he wrote.

So, Mr. Altman is a big supporter of the idea that being a racist is actually brave and forward looking.

It is an entry point, along with going to Stanford for a while, it seems, into the world of the high wealth tech entrepreneurs, like everyone's favorite literal vampire and gay basher in his student days at Stanford, Peter Thiel:

In 2005, Peter Thiel, the co-founder of PayPal and an early investor in Facebook, befriended Mr. Yudkowsky and gave money to MIRI. In 2010, at Mr. Thiel’s San Francisco townhouse, Mr. Yudkowsky introduced him to a pair of young researchers named Shane Legg and Demis Hassabis. That fall, with an investment from Mr. Thiel’s firm, the two created an A.I. lab called DeepMind.

And what is the allure?  A tacit acceptance of racism:

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Part of the appeal of Slate Star Codex, faithful readers said, was Mr. Siskind’s willingness to step outside acceptable topics. But he wrote in a wordy, often roundabout way that left many wondering what he really believed.

"A willingness to step outside of acceptable topics," is a code word.  It means saying that women are less capable in IT, that blacks are genetically inferior, and that we should be practicing eugenics to improve the species, all while pretending that it is just, "Asking questions."

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As he explored science, philosophy and A.I., he also argued that the media ignored that men were often harassed by women. He described some feminists as something close to Voldemort, the embodiment of evil in the Harry Potter books. He said that affirmative action was difficult to distinguish from “discriminating against white men.”

In one post, he aligned himself with Charles Murray, who proposed a link between race and I.Q. in “The Bell Curve.” In another, he pointed out that Mr. Murray believes Black people “are genetically less intelligent than white people.”

He denounced the neoreactionaries, the anti-democratic, often racist movement popularized by Curtis Yarvin. But he also gave them a platform. His “blog roll” — the blogs he endorsed — included the work of Nick Land, a British philosopher whose writings on race, genetics and intelligence have been embraced by white nationalists.

In 2017, Mr. Siskind published an essay titled “Gender Imbalances Are Mostly Not Due to Offensive Attitudes.” The main reason computer scientists, mathematicians and other groups were predominantly male was not that the industries were sexist, he argued, but that women were simply less interested in joining.

That week, a Google employee named James Damore wrote a memo arguing that the low number of women in technical positions at the company was a result of biological differences, not anything else — a memo he was later fired over. One Slate Star Codex reader on Reddit noted the similarities to the writing on the blog.

Mr. Siskind, posting as Scott Alexander, urged this reader to tone it down. “Huge respect for what you’re trying, but it’s pretty doomed,” he wrote. “If you actually go riding in on a white horse waving a paper marked ‘ANTI-DIVERSITY MANIFESTO,’ you’re just providing justification for the next round of purges.” 

So, according to Mr. Siskind, the problem with writing that women can't code is not that this is misogynist bullsh%$ unsupported by the facts, it's that woke folks will come after you.

In 2013, Mr. Thiel invested in a technology company founded by Mr. Yarvin. So did the venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz, led in the investment by Balaji Srinivasan, who was then a general partner.

That year, when the tech news site TechCrunch published an article exploring the links between the neoreactionaries, the Rationalists and Silicon Valley, Mr. Yarvin and Mr. Srinivasan traded emails. Mr. Srinivasan said they could not let that kind of story gain traction. It was a preview of an attitude that I would see unfold when I approached Mr. Siskind in the summer of 2020. (Mr. Srinivasan could not be reached for comment.)

“If things get hot, it may be interesting to sic the Dark Enlightenment audience on a single vulnerable hostile reporter to dox them and turn them inside out with hostile reporting sent to *their* advertisers/friends/contacts,” Mr. Srinivasan said in an email viewed by The New York Times, using a term, “Dark Enlightenment,” that was synonymous with the neoreactionary movement.

You remember Mr. Srinivasan, don't you?  He's the one who called for the ethnic cleansing of San Francisco, and Marc Andreeson thinks that he is one of the most interesting people in the world.

You do not need a tinfoil hat to conclude that Silicon Valley "Bro" culture is toxic and racist.

I would argue that these attitudes are a requirement for playing for the big boys in and around Santa Cruz, California. 

They think that they are all John Galt, and that everyone else is mud people.

04 March 2024

A Deal with a Vampire

The Ukraine has cut a deal with literal vampire* Peter Thiel to use artificial intelligence to clear mines.

When someone says that they have an application for AI in a safety critical application, I am dubious.

When Thiel is involved, all doubt is removed.  This will be bad:

Ukraine has turned to a company founded by Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel to clear thousands of square miles of mines and explosives.

The deal will see Palantir supply Ukraine with its artificial intelligence (AI) tools to organise and accelerate its demining efforts.

Ukraine is hoping to decontaminate 80pc of its potentially mined land within 10 years and bring it back into economic use, freeing up millions of acres of farmland. Roughly a third of the country’s landmass is thought to be hazardous owing to mines or unexploded ordnance.

I'm having a flash of prophecy.  I'm seeing, a booming market for artificial limbs in the Ukraine.

*I really mean that literally. Thiel is trying to extend his life span, and one of the schemes that he invested in is a startup proposing the use of the blood of young people.

12 January 2024

Linkage

Robert Reich talks about why flying is such a horror these days, even when the windows don't fall off:

05 August 2023

Short Version, They Are Nucking Futs

It is increasingly obvious that the hyper rich have some serious screws loose.  (We are talking Bond villain sh%$)

They start off with a screw loose, anything beyond the first $100 million or so is just hoarding, and then they surround themselves with yes men and sycophants, which, after a few years, completely disassociates them from reality.

These people are not geniuses, they are not threats, they are a clear and present danger to the rest of society:

Today, in the New York Times, Paul Krugman shares a key insight that his headline editor summarizes as The Rich Are Crazier Than You and Me. While this is true, what's even more key to me is why the most prominent tech tycoons (who are one of the most powerful cohorts of the rich) have gotten so radicalized.

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But I've spent decades in this industry, often knowing the executives and investors long before they came to wield so much power, and... they're just a bunch of dudes. They're just as prone to becoming swept up in stupid conspiracized thinking as, well, everyone else in their demographic seems to have been. And it's important to remember, nobody becomes a billionaire by accident. You have to have wanted that level of power, control and wealth more than you wanted anything else in your life. They all sacrifice family, relationships, stability, community, connection, and belonging in service of keeping score on a scale that actually yields no additional real-world benefits on the path from that first $100 million to the tens of billions.

So you have a cohort that is, counterintutively, very easily manipulated. If you have access to a billionaire (and billionaires all have access to each other, because it suits their ego to think of each other as peers), most are very easy to program by simply playing to their insecurity and desire for acknowledgement of exceptionalism, and so they push each other further and further into extreme ideas because their entire careers have been predicated on the idea that they're genius outliers who can see things others can't, and that their wealth is a reward for that imagined merit. "I must be smart, look how rich I am." The rising power of movements meant to counter their influence has catalyzed a vicious, and frankly very weird, backlash where they want to put everyone else in their place. And, due to the insularity of their lifestyles, they very seldom have any corrective voices pointing out when they've clearly lost the plot. If it weren't for the deep harm they were doing to so many with these radical ideas, I'd have a lot of pity and empathy for the fact that they're clearly acting out due to social isolation and the existential emptiness that must come from pursuing wealth and power to such an extreme degree that there's no room left in life for someone to call them on their bullsh%$.

 (%$# mine)

This explains Elon Musk, and Steve Jobs, and Larry Page, and Sergei Brin, and (literal vampire) Peter Thiel, and Mark Zuckerberg, and all the rest of them.

When Anil Dash, the author of this article, refers to these folks as, "VC Qanon," he nails it.

I am not concerned about how these folks are created, I am concerned how to stop them.

21 March 2023

A The Bank Clusterf$# So Far


Yellen trying to obfuscate.


$2,000,000,000,000.00? Pretty soon are talking about real money!


Memes be here

Talk about failing up.


And here we have the ghouls speculating


I want this shirt too, so much!


Thiel again?


The prophecies of Nostra Dumb-Ass

Note that I will not be discussing Credit Suisse here, I will break that out separately, because, wowzers, this is a long post.

First, I would note that the right hand column will be graphs and videos that provide information, and then there will be a divider, and it will be memes and other weird sh$#.

Next, and you can see the video up top, Senator James Lankford (R-OK) opens up a well deserved can of whup ass, when he notes that the response of Treasury, the FDIC, and the Federal Reserve, was to raise insurance premiums on ALL banks in order to subsidize bigger banks, which will have the effect of pressuring large depositers in those banks to leave the smaller banks.

It's a bailout, and what's more, it's a bailout of the big banks at the expense of the smaller local and regional institutions.

Also, in case you are wondering, SVB's and Signature Bank's auditor, KMPG, gave both banks a clean financial bill of health just weeks before their respective collapses, and just before the collapse SVB issued large bonuses just before the bank's collapse.

Also, SVB's did not have a chief risk officer from April of last year until January of this year, which might explain 

Corruption much?

Next, and this one is perhaps the most worrisome, as the New York Times buries on 'graph 7, unrealized losses for the banking system is about $1.75 Trillion, which is about 80% of all existing bank equity. (2nd item to the right)

On to Signature Bank, and it's failure, it appears that much like Silicon Valley Bank (SVB), Signature Bank esperienced a bank run, only from real estate investors that were the bank's bread and butter, not tech bros.

What is interesting here is that this does have a tech angle, because it appears that their clientel were fleeing from the banks dive into cryptocurrency: (Money quote follows)

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Real-estate investor Marx Realty was among the many New York firms to cash out, withdrawing several million dollars early last week from Signature accounts tied to an office building, said chief executive Craig Deitelzweig. The bank’s crypto exposure and plummeting stock price worried him.

“We just thought ‘Why have that risk?’” Mr. Deitelzweig said.

Yeah, crypto, what could possibly to wrong. (I'm beginning to think that Satoshi Nakamoto was a secret communist whose goal was to bring down the modern banking system)

An interesting data point on this is the fact that Signature Bank was the Trump Organization's domestic bank of choice.

Now, on to the Federal Reserve.  Did you know that the President can fire the Chairman of the Federal Reserve for cause, like, oh, I don't know green-lighting the merger between SVB and Boston Private Bank and Trust, saying that there would be no risk to banking from the merger, and that SVB was too well managed to be a risk anyway.  In fact, SVB was known to be dicey by the Federal Reserve for at least  years.

Rank incompetence is a reason for firing for cause:

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Less than two years before Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell cited systemic risk as a justification to rescue Silicon Valley Bank’s depositors, Powell approved the same bank’s merger application, insisting that the new, larger institution would present no significant danger to the wider financial system, according to documents reviewed by The Lever.

“SVB Group’s management has the experience and resources to ensure that the combined organization would operate in a safe and sound manner,” wrote Federal Reserve officials in June 2021, as they approved the company’s $900 million acquisition of Boston Private Bank and Trust. “The organization would not be a critical services provider or so interconnected with other firms or markets that it would pose significant risk to the financial system in the event of financial distress.”

BTW, it appears that the whole "Not a Bailout" bailout ignored the normal way of winding down a bank, which cost the federal government a not insignificant chunk of change:

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The odd thing about this rescue is that the Dodd-Frank Act prescribed an entirely different method for resolving a failing systemically important bank without using taxpayer funds. The Dodd-Frank solution is to protect the failing bank’s depositors by taking over the failing bank’s parent holding company using a special resolution power called OLA.

OLA permits the FDIC to seize the resources of the failing bank’s parent holding company and use them to support the failing bank’s operations. OLA empowers the FDIC to keep the failing bank open and operating without any depositor losses and ideally without the use of any deposit insurance funds.

The FDIC has developed and publicly published its plan for exercising OLA. The plan is called the Single Point of Entry resolution strategy or SPOE.

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OLA removes the parent holding company’s limited liability protection and forces holding company investors to absorb losses that exceed their equity investment in the failing bank. When the secretary of the Treasury invokes OLA, it triggers a change in parent company investor property rights in a way that will protect the failing bank and other subsidiaries from loss or require them to engage in asset “fire sales” to meet depositor liquidity demands.

SVB has a holding company, SVB Capital, that is still open and operating. It has a market capitalization recently reported to be over $2.3 billion and long-term debt of about $5.4 billion — balances that potentially could be utilized to support depositors in the failing SVB bank. SVB Capital’s annual report suggests that it owns several businesses besides SVB, and these businesses apparently still have significant value given reports that JPMorgan is interested in purchasing SBV Capital.

BTW, as an aside, it turns out that the bail out of all depositorss has the effect of paying billions of dollars to parent company SBV Capital:

When President Biden announced the rescue of Silicon Valley Bank depositors, he emphasized that "investors in the banks will not be protected. They knowingly took a risk and when the risk didn’t pay off, investors lose their money. That’s how capitalism works." Unfortunately, that's not how US law works.

There seems to be a gap in the Federal Deposit Insurance Act that is going to protect some investors in Silicon Valley Bank’s holding company, SVB Financial Group. The holdco’s equity in the bank will be wiped out in the FDIC receivership, but the FDIC doesn’t have any automatic claim on the holdco. This is basic structural priority/limited liability: creditors of a subsidiary have no claim on the assets of a parent.

What's worse is that the holdco, which filed for bankruptcy today, has substantial assets including around $2 billion on deposit with SVB. Almost all of that $2 billion deposit at SVB would have been uninsured, but by guarantying all the deposits, FDIC accidentally ensured that the holdco’s bondholders would be able to recover that from that full $2 billion deposit.

I do not think that this is an accident. 

Also, the  feds coordinated a $30,000,000,000.00 bailout of Republic Bank from the big banks:

First Republic Bank is beefing up its adviser ranks as the troubled lender seeks to stay afloat and plan for a postcrisis future amid a trans-Atlantic crisis of confidence in the banking system. 

The California bank this week tapped Lazard Ltd.  to help with a review of strategic options that could include a sale, a capital infusion or asset trimming, according to people familiar with the matter. It also hired consulting firm McKinsey & Co. to help map out a postcrisis structure for the bank, the people said. 

Lazard and McKinsey have been brought in alongside JPMorgan Chase & Co., which had already been hired by First Republic to advise on moves the bank could make to regain its footing after the failure of two other lenders caused its depositors to flee. 

They have hired McKinsey.  They are doomed.

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JPMorgan and other big banks agreed last week to deposit $30 billion in First Republic to try to shore up the bank. Some of those banks’ CEOs, led by JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon, have continued discussing ways to help First Republic after the move failed to sufficiently bolster confidence in the lender, The Wall Street Journal reported Monday. Options include putting those deposits to work in a different form.

The talks started after 11 big banks banded together last week to essentially return deposits that had fled First Republic, which was swept up in the contagion that followed the March 10 failure of Silicon Valley Bank and the subsequent seizure of Signature Bank. The crisis boiled over this weekend, when UBS Group AG was forced to purchase its beleaguered Swiss rival Credit Suisse Group AG.

I'll talk about Credit Suisse in another post this is getting long. .

BTW, is anyone surprised that the, "Great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money," ended up found a way to profit from the bank collapse:

As an adviser to Silicon Valley Bank, Goldman Sachs last week tried to pull off a last-minute capital raise to save the firm from collapse. But the Wall Street giant also had another role in the bank’s final days, for which it’s expected to collect a massive fee: It bought a cache of the bank’s debt in a deal that ultimately led to concerns about the bank’s viability.

Goldman’s payday: In exchange for buying $21.4 billion of debt from Silicon Valley Bank — which the failed lender booked at a loss of $1.8 billion — Goldman is likely to make more than $100 million, DealBook has learned.

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Will the fees be thrown into the clawback debate? After the government introduced extraordinary measures to protect the bank’s depositors, there is expected to be heightened regulatory scrutiny. Senator Elizabeth Warren, Democrat of Massachusetts, and others are demanding a clawback of the bonuses the bank paid to its executives and the profits they made from selling stock. The Justice Department, which is investigating the bank’s collapse, recently rolled out a pilot program for clawing back incentives (more on that below).

If the Ukraine war escalates to a nuclear exchange, all that will be left is cockroaches and Goldman Sachs profits.

In news that will surprise no one who has followed his career, but it turns out that Larry Summers aggressive advocacy for the SVB bailout was influenced by his own financial interests.

Larry Summers "expert" opinions have always been directed by his, and his friends, financial interests, see the whole tawdry matter of his covering up for his protege Andrei Shleifer.

BTW, there are 186 other banks at risk of impairment, which is banker speak for, "We're looking at the possibility a f$#@ tonne of more failed banks." 

There is an investigation by the Department of Justice into the SVB failure, but I won't hold my breath for any criminal filings.

Onto weirdness and random memes:


Did you know that one senior executive at SVB, CFO Joseph Gentile, worked at Arthur Anderson, which was destroyed by the Enron scandal, and then at Lehman, whose collapse started the 2008 meltdown, and another, recently hired Chief Risk Officer Kim Oleson, worked at Deutsche Bank when it was hawking dubious mortgage backed securities.  (Deutsche Bank paid a fine)

In related news, former head of the Congressional Banking Committee Barney Frank, was very well paid as a board member for the now closed Signature bank. (This article is from 2018, and his  remuneration was not chump change)

It's not the crimes that shock the conscience, it's what is technically legal:

As Senate Democrats successfully pushed into law a plan that rolls back post-financial-crisis banking rules, Barney Frank was a go-to figure.

Frank, a former House Democrat from Massachusetts and author the 2010 “Dodd-Frank” banking rules that the new law scales back, said the plan left his rules largely in place. And though he said he would vote against the measure, Frank said it would not help the biggest Wall Street banks and denied it would increase the risks of another financial crisis.

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But the proponents of the law rarely, if ever, mentioned that Frank is not just the author of the 2010 law, but also sits on the board of New York-based Signature Bank, a financial firm in position to benefit from the new legislation.

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In an interview, Frank acknowledged that Signature stood to benefit, but he said his role on the bank's board did not influence his thinking.
Yeah, sure.  We believe this.
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Critics say raising the threshold will encourage dangerous bets that could leave taxpayers on the hook. The 25 banks with between $50 billion and $250 billion in assets account for one-sixth of the banking sector, and they received $47 billion in government bailouts after the 2008 financial crisis, according to Gregg Gelzinis, a banking expert at the Center for American Progress, a left-leaning think tank.

That seems positively prophetic.

On to more generic hypocrisy from the masters of the universe, you can see here, here, and in a way that invokes the (non) quote from Tallyrand* when the headline reads, "'They will learn nothing from this': Tech leaders remain staggeringly oblivious to the true lessons of Silicon Valley Bank."

The quote, in case you are wondering, was made about the Bourbon Restoration monarchs, "They have forgotten nothing, and they have learned nothing."

In a rather sublime bit of irony, it appears that the failure of SVB is likely to trigger the collapse of at least one stablecoin, a form or cryptocurrency.

*Again, this is probably not an actually a quote from Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord. It was likely said by Joseph Fouché, but, "C'est pire qu'un crime, c'est une faute," is all too frequently credited to Talleyrand.