18 March 2026

Today in Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


The meteor thing is real

So I'm googling a news story about a defamation trial, and in the side bar I see the headline, "What Did The Migrating Bigfoot Family Know About This Ohio Meteor Explosion?" (Alternate link here)

As God as my witness, I am not making this up.

It appears that someone at Defector found the juxtaposition of a report from the Bigfoot Society (yes, they really exist) of a mass Bigfoot migration observed in Ohio, with the actual large meteor observed over northeastern Ohio.

My guess is that a third item was juxtaposed to create this article, an EPIC amount of weed or some other intoxicant. 

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