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Flying the Guantanamo Bay McDonald’s Flag at Half-Staff on 9/11 for Charlie Kirk Is the Most dril Thing to Ever Happen

—Splinter

As Anna Russel would say, "I'm not making this up, you know."

As an FYI to those who don't know,dril is a legendary, and IMHO one of the finest, absurdist sh%$-posters in the history of social media. (They have their own Wikipedia page. You can find their own true identity, but I prefer him as a mythological figure.)

 Here is one of his classic tweets:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

— wint (@dril) September 29, 2013

It is sublime, by which I mean below a lime.